Tag Archives: Disease

Cardi B believes celebrities paid to share coronavirus test results to cause a panic

Cardi B addresses conspiracy theory.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Cardi B believes celebrities and athletes are being remunerated to say they’ve tested positive for coronavirus to rouse societal trepidation, and she’s not alone. The conspiracy theory has gone mad viral (no pun intended) as the COVID-19 pandemic gathers steam. The 27-year-old rapper voiced her fulmination via Instagram Live. ...

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Saints coach Sean Payton is cleared of ‘coronavirus’ following self-quarantine

Sean Payton is COVID-19 free.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Sean Payton, head coach of the New Orleans Saints, has been medically cleared of coronavirus and he’s “feeling a lot better” after keepin’ his ass home via self-quarantine. The 56-year-old gridiron honcho tested positive for COVID-19 last week following an esoteric bout with respiratory prodromes. Payton, a Super ...

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Naked Bath Video: Madonna upsets fans, claiming coronavirus is ‘great equalizer’

Madonna slammed following remarks.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LISBON, Portugal — Pop songstress Madonna is in hot water (literally) with fans after she posted a controversial video from her bathtub, claiming coronavirus is “the great equalizer” when it comes to humanity and its infectious impact on the world. The 61-year-old “Material Girl,” who’s dating 25-year-old Ahlamalik Williams, said it doesn’t ...

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Andy Cohen and Colton Underwood have contracted coronavirus, both appear fine

Andy and Colton have COVID-19.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Homosexual talk show host Andy Cohen joins the coterie of celebs who’ve contracted the coronavirus. The Bravo honcho logged into his Instagram account on Friday and announced he’s tested positive for COVID-19 and he’ll remain in self-quarantine to eschew permeating the malady. Andy, 51, said he felt like ...

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COVID-19 Video: Rapper Cardi B vents “frustration” over being quarantined

Cardi B rips coronavirus.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — “My girl wants to party all the time…” After spending the past several days under quarantine as a precaution of contracting the novel coronavirus, Cardi B finally blew a gasket. Perhaps enervated from cabin fever, the 27-year-old rapper has grown sick and tired of solitary confinement. COVID-19 be damned, Cardi ...

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Blog King Commentary: Will coronavirus instigate a Depression & the Antichrist?

COVID-19 makin’ everything ‘sick.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Look, there’s no point in sugarcoating the obvious. Ladies and gentlemen, we’re in trouble. We’re in deep trouble; mainly because too many nations have flipped the bird at our global economy amid trepidation of the novel coronavirus that’s probably no more pernicious than influenza (the flu) or AIDS. Thanks to ...

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Coronavirus Video: Actor Idris Elba tested ‘positive’ for COVID-19, but wife is okay

Idris contracted ‘COVID-19’ bug.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Idris Elba has contracted the coronavirus. The 47-year-old thespian said he tested positive for COVID-19 on Monday via Twitter. “This morning I tested positive for Covid 19,” Idris wrote. “I feel ok, I have no symptoms so far but have been isolated since I found out about my possible exposure ...

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Pimp Assault Video: Hooker beaten for withholding sex over nasty coronavirus

Atlanta procurer assaults hooker.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — “Hey, dirty, baby I got your money…” Law enforcement officials are investigating after a negro souteneur beat the sh*t out of his Caucasian prostitute after she eschewed copulation with clients amid trepidation of contracting the deadly coronavirus. The Ike & Tina ordeal transpired inside a gas station convenience store in ...

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NBA suspends season after Utah’s Gobert “tested positive” for deadly coronavirus

Coronavirus sparks league suspension. Blog King, Mass Appeal OKLAHOMA CITY — The NBA suspended its season “until further notice” after Utah Jazz center Rudy Gobert tested positive for the coronavirus. The announcement came just moments after league officials postponed Wednesday’s contest between the Utah Jazz and Oklahoma City Thunder. Gobert’s teammate, Donovan Mitchell, has also contracted the malady. “This is ...

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Saturday Night Live spoofs coronavirus “pandemic” with hilarious soap opera

Saturday Night Live spoofs Coronavirus.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — The cast of “Saturday Night Live” poked a little fun at the coronavirus outbreak over the weekend with a “Sands of Modesto” soap opera that goes way overboard with precautions. Actors Daniel Craig and Kate McKinnon are farcical in maintaining a “social distance” to eschew contracting COVID-19 which ...

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