Tag Archives: Gorilla Spray Adhesive

“Gorilla Glue Girl” and her fiancé Dewitt Madison are expecting 1st baby together

Gorilla Glue Girl expecting baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — Tessica Brown, aka “The Gorilla Glue Girl,” is making headlines again. This time she’s gravid with her fiancé’s neonate and she has a quartet of pregnancy tests to corroborate it. Yessir, the 40-year-old broad and Dewitt Madison (aka Captain Save A Ho) are expecting their first crumb snatcher ...

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TikToker applied ‘Gorilla Glue’ instead of hairspray, now she’s stuck with hairstyle

TikToker regrets Gorilla Adhesive.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — One day Tessica Brown ran out of hairspray and, instead of utilizing common sense and purchasing more, the imbecilic damsel applied Gorilla Spray Adhesive as a substitute. Now she’s stuck with the same coiffure permanently. “My hair has been like this for about a month now [but] it’s not ...

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