Home inspector rapes Elmo doll.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PONTIAC — Kevin Wayne VanLuven was tickled by Elmo. Now he’s behind bars. The 59-year-old home inspector was thrown in the slammer after he forced the Sesame Street character to give him a blow job while on the job. The pornographic ordeal transpired March 12th inside the nursery of a 22-year-old ...

Watson denying sexual assault.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — It’s been a rough offseason for Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson. First, he asked to be traded. Now he’s being sued for sexual assault. A female masseuse, who’s using the pseudonym “Jane Doe” to remain incognito, claims Watson “went too far” during one of their massage sessions. According to her ...

Ex-NFL lineman brandished gun.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PHOENIX — Law enforcement officials in Phoenix, Arizona are catching hell after they shot former NFL player Ekom Udofia at least 10 times before siccin’ a police dog on his black ass. The sanguinary ordeal transpired around 2:00 a.m. on November 30th. It was also captured on video. Police body cam footage ...