Eagles D-lineman threatens burglar.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW JERSEY — Law enforcement officials in Gloucester County have released the disturbing 911 call effectuated by Philadelphia Eagles defensive tackle Fletcher Cox during an armed burglary at his New Jersey residence. While on the phone, Cox told the dispatcher, “I got somebody trying to break into my house and I’m about ...

Jennifer Lawrence hitched and happy. Blog King, Mass Appeal RHODE ISLAND — “I’s married now!” Jennifer Lawrence and Cooke Maroney are officially husband and wife. The 29-year-old Oscar winner and her better half said “I do” at the Belcourt of Newport mansion in Rhode Island on Saturday in front of 150 witnesses that included Kris Jenner, Adele, Emma Stone, Ashley ...

Congresswoman gettin’ a divorce.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — Ilhan Omar is headed back to divorce court. The embattled Minnesota Congresswoman filed dissolution papers on Friday seeking a severance from her estranged husband, Ahmed Hirsi. They have three kids. The divorce doesn’t come as a shock. Scuttlebutt ran rampant when the wife of Ilhan’s campaign consultant — Tim Mynett ...

Nicki Minaj has decided to retire.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Take this job and shove it…” Nicki Minaj has decided to retire from the music industry because she has better sh*t to do… like concoct a ménage and have a few babies with her felonious inamorato, Kenneth Petty. The 36-year-old lyricist announced the revelation Thursday morning via ...

Miley and Liam officially done?  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Damn, that was fast. After eight months of holy matrimony, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are calling it quits and there’s zero chance of reconciliation. That’s because Miley has already found herself another… woman. The former Disney starlet was seen kissing Kaitlynn Carter the other day following a ...

Diddy and Lori Harvey in love? Blog King, Mass Appeal NERANO, Italy — Aaliyah once sang “age ain’t nothing but a number.” Diddy apparently feels the same way. In case you didn’t know, the “Bad Boy” honcho is bangin’ Steve Harvey’s 22-year-old daughter — Lori. Or, at least, that’s how it looks. Diddy was spotted in Nerano, Italy over the ...

Tisha accused of being basket case.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “It’s a thin line…” Tisha Campbell is batsh*t crazy, this according to her ex-husband Duane Martin who told court members she’s a “raging” basket case who suffers from a mental ailment. In case you didn’t know, after 22 years of holy matrimony, the couple got divorced last ...

Nicki Minaj gets marriage license.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BEVERLY HILLS — Nicki Minaj is gettin’ hitched. But she’s keeping her impending nuptials on the hush hush for now. The “Beez in the Trap” rapper and her flagitious inamorato, Kenneth Petty, were spotted procuring a marriage license at the Beverly Hills Courthouse on Monday. Witnesses said they even stood in ...

Husband severs neighbor’s penis.  Blog King, Mass Appeal GAINESVILLE — Alex Bonilla, 49, is busy putrefying behind bars after he allegedly cut off his neighbor’s penis because he had sex with his wife. The Lorena Bobbitt ordeal went down Sunday in Gilchrist County, Florida. According to police reports, Alex infiltrated the paramour’s residence and tied him up at gunpoint. After ...

Fergie heading towards divorce.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PASADENA — Fergie’s “humps” and “lovely little lumps” apparently ain’t enough to keep a man. That’s because, after 10 years of holy matrimony, the 44-year-old singer is headed towards living single. Fergie filed divorce papers Friday afternoon in Pasadena, California citing irreconcilable differences. But the Black Eyed Peas alum has been sundered ...