Celebrities slam COVID vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — A video has gone viral that shows several celebrities lambasting Bill Gates’ coronavirus vaccine. Comedian Eddie Griffin said he’s eschewing the jab because “Bill Gates ain’t no doctor.” During a recent chinwag with Dr. Oz, talk show host Wendy Williams echoed a similar sentiment. “I don’t trust it,” she said. ...

Juvenile & friends release vax song. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Corpulent disc jockey Mannie Fresh and gangsta rapstress Mia X have linked up with Juvenile to rework his 1999 single “Back That Thang Up” into the new coronavirus vaccine anthem “Vax That Thang Up.” The rump shaking collaboration was concocted as part of an urban inoculation campaign ...

Candace hammers Gates & Dr. Fauci. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Candace Owens raised eyebrows Monday night when she said Dr. Anthony Fauci should be donning orange in a “federal prison.” The conservative commentator also called Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates “pure evil” for impelling the coronavirus vaccine. Candace, who said she won’t “get the jab,” tweeted her exasperation. ...

Bill and Melinda calling it quits. Blog King, Mass Appeal MEDINA — Ladies, the Antichrist is suddenly single and, if you have $666 to spare, you can help offset his divorce filing fee. That’s because Microsoft originator Bill Gates, 65, and wife Melinda Gates, 56, are calling it quits after 27 years of holy matrimony. Melinda filed dissolution documents in ...

Dr. Matt Hepburn reveals microchip. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Bill Gates and Co. are at it again. Welp, got some good news and bad news. The good news is the coronavirus vaccine is more than likely NOT the “Mark of the Beast (666)” as biblically described in the Book of Revelation. The bad news is the government’s COVID-19 ...

Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...

DMX dead from COVID vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — When rapper DMX (né Earl Simmons) suffered a massive heart attack a few days ago, word on the street claimed it was the byproduct of a drug overdose. Turns out, that’s not the case at all. A family member said the quondam junkie took the coronavirus vaccine a ...

Morgan Freeman promotes vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Morgan Freeman says we should get the coronavirus vaccine because we can trust him. No bullsh*t. I don’t even know that n*gga. The 83-year-old thespian, who has played God in several films, damn near broke the Internet the other day when he released a public service announcement via YouTube urging ...

Lil Nas X joined Lucifer’s clique.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Lil Nas X has sold his soul to the devil and, according to him, it’s “better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.” The gay rapper set the Internet ablaze on Friday when he released his new music video “Montero” that shows him sliding down a ...

Vaccine scientist forecasts doom.  Blog King, Mass Appeal GERMANY — Dr. Geert Vanden Bossche, a renowned vaccine scientist who has collaborated with numerous pharmaceutical corporations, is sounding the alarm over the mass inoculation of coronavirus vaccines worldwide. In a recently released video, Dr. Vanden Bossche said it’s imperative we “halt all COVID-19 vaccinations immediately, or uncontrollable monsters will be unleashed.” ...