Blac Chyna rips unvaxxed folks. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Rob Kardashian’s quondam fiancée is trippin.’ A TikTok video has gone viral that shows Blac Chyna spewing a profanity-laced PSA at unvaccinated people at Miami International Airport. The big booty model sort of resembled a crackhead in dire need of a fix. “Go get checked out,” Blac Chyna screamed ...

Shaquille O’Neal lambasted Kyrie.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BROOKLYN — Shaquille O’Neal has joined the celebrity campaign to get every American inoculated with the COVID vaccine. The NBA Hall-of-Famer, who lacks a medical license, made headlines this week when he said the Brooklyn Nets should fire point guard Kyrie Irving who’s against involuntary immunizations. Shaq, 49, spewed the diatribe during ...

Luciferase putting unvaxxed on blast. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Let your soul glow!” Uh-oh! A video has gone viral that shows how Luciferase works in the COVID vaccine. In case you didn’t know, Luciferase is an enzyme that produces bioluminescence for a visible glow. Once it’s inside your anatomy, you’ll light up like a Christmas tree. “What ...

Howard and Robin hammer unvaxxed.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — It’s open season on unvaccinated Americans and Howard Stern has anti-vaxxers lined up within the crosshairs of his media rifle. The 67-year-old radio personality spewed a profanity-laced diatribe Tuesday morning, saying those who eschew Bill Gates’ COVID vaccine deserve to die. Howard, an advocate of involuntary inoculations, said ...

Celebrities slam COVID vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — A video has gone viral that shows several celebrities lambasting Bill Gates’ coronavirus vaccine. Comedian Eddie Griffin said he’s eschewing the jab because “Bill Gates ain’t no doctor.” During a recent chinwag with Dr. Oz, talk show host Wendy Williams echoed a similar sentiment. “I don’t trust it,” she said. ...

Juvenile & friends release vax song. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Corpulent disc jockey Mannie Fresh and gangsta rapstress Mia X have linked up with Juvenile to rework his 1999 single “Back That Thang Up” into the new coronavirus vaccine anthem “Vax That Thang Up.” The rump shaking collaboration was concocted as part of an urban inoculation campaign ...

Candace hammers Gates & Dr. Fauci. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Candace Owens raised eyebrows Monday night when she said Dr. Anthony Fauci should be donning orange in a “federal prison.” The conservative commentator also called Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates “pure evil” for impelling the coronavirus vaccine. Candace, who said she won’t “get the jab,” tweeted her exasperation. ...

Bill and Melinda calling it quits. Blog King, Mass Appeal MEDINA — Ladies, the Antichrist is suddenly single and, if you have $666 to spare, you can help offset his divorce filing fee. That’s because Microsoft originator Bill Gates, 65, and wife Melinda Gates, 56, are calling it quits after 27 years of holy matrimony. Melinda filed dissolution documents in ...

Dr. Matt Hepburn reveals microchip. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Bill Gates and Co. are at it again. Welp, got some good news and bad news. The good news is the coronavirus vaccine is more than likely NOT the “Mark of the Beast (666)” as biblically described in the Book of Revelation. The bad news is the government’s COVID-19 ...

Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...