Tag Archives: New Orleans

“Gorilla Glue Girl” and her fiancé Dewitt Madison are expecting 1st baby together

Gorilla Glue Girl expecting baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — Tessica Brown, aka “The Gorilla Glue Girl,” is making headlines again. This time she’s gravid with her fiancé’s neonate and she has a quartet of pregnancy tests to corroborate it. Yessir, the 40-year-old broad and Dewitt Madison (aka Captain Save A Ho) are expecting their first crumb snatcher ...

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First We Feast: Anthony Mackie quotes Shakespeare on YouTube’s “Hot Ones”

Anthony Mackie discusses MCU. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Anthony Mackie was relegated to quoting William Shakespeare while becoming the latest sacrificial lamb to appear on the popular YouTube series “Hot Ones” to answer questions for 20 minutes in conjunction with masticating a plate of spicy hot wings. While sedentary, the 42-year-old thespian joined “First We Feast” host ...

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Suicide Farewell Video: TikTok star killed ‘herself’ after trolls said she’s very ugly

Dazharia Shaffer commits suicide.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — Law enforcement officials in Baton Rouge are investigating after TikTok star Dazhariaa Quint Noyes committed suicide because she thought she was ugly. The prepossessing 18-year-old, better known as “Dee,” was browbeaten by Internet trolls prior to hanging herself on February 8th. She even shared an au revoir video with ...

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TikToker applied ‘Gorilla Glue’ instead of hairspray, now she’s stuck with hairstyle

TikToker regrets Gorilla Adhesive.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — One day Tessica Brown ran out of hairspray and, instead of utilizing common sense and purchasing more, the imbecilic damsel applied Gorilla Spray Adhesive as a substitute. Now she’s stuck with the same coiffure permanently. “My hair has been like this for about a month now [but] it’s not ...

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The Landlord: Tyrann Mathieu releases a “docuseries” to help struggling families

Honey Badger is paying the ‘rent.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Tyrann “Honey Badger” Mathieu is much more than an All-Pro defensive back for the Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs. He’s also a reality TV star. Mathieu and Bleacher Report released a new four-part docuseries titled “The Landlord” that chronicles the pecuniary hindrances of four families in ...

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‘Claws’ gets a 4th season, but…

Claws gets a 4th season, however. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — If you’re a rabid fan of “Claws,” I have good news and bad news. The good news is the TNT crime drama has been renewed for a 4th season. Yep, Dixie Mafia honcho Roller and the “Nail Artisans of Manatee County” are back for mo’ butchery, money ...

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Saints coach Sean Payton is cleared of ‘coronavirus’ following self-quarantine

Sean Payton is COVID-19 free.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Sean Payton, head coach of the New Orleans Saints, has been medically cleared of coronavirus and he’s “feeling a lot better” after keepin’ his ass home via self-quarantine. The 56-year-old gridiron honcho tested positive for COVID-19 last week following an esoteric bout with respiratory prodromes. Payton, a Super ...

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