Subway worker pummels robber. Blog King, Mass Appeal ROCKFORD — Authorities in Illinois are investigating after a Subway employee pistol-whipped a robbery suspect. The ass-whuppin’ took place September 5th inside the deli in Rockford. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows Araceli Sotelo wrestling with the hooded robber as she screamed for help. “He kind of just showed ...

A Vegan activist protested naked. Blog King, Mass Appeal PERTH — Covid has everybody losing their damn mind. Tash Peterson, a vegan activist in Western Australia, was thrown in the slammer after she stormed a Louis Vuitton store naked while smeared with her own menstrual blood. Yuck! That’s disgusting! The nauseating ordeal went down August 21st in front of shoppers ...

Stripper caught sellin’ vax cards. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Jasmine Clifford, a big booty stripper from New Jersey, was thrown in the slammer for selling counterfeit COVID-19 vaccination cards. Jasmine, who goes by the moniker “Anti-Vax Momma,” sold dozens of fake immunization cards for $450 apiece and, get this: Jasmine, 31, worked in cahoots with Nadayza Barkley, ...

Security guard punched a child. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” belongs to 40-year-old security guard Antwan Ruffin who was fired for punching a 7th grade student. The assault went down Thursday at Horace Mann Middle School in Miami, Florida. It was also captured on video. Instagram Live footage shows Ruffin, ...

Manager beats shoplifter’s ass.  Blog King, Mass Appeal JACKSONVILLE — Law enforcement officials in North Florida are investigating after a female store manager stabbed a male shoplifter multiple times. The Zorro impersonation went down inside a Family Dollar store. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows the cashier pummeling the thief before pulling out a knife and ...

Voluptuous killer murders woman. Blog King, Mass Appeal BROOKLYN — Never trust a big butt… and a gun. Authorities in Brooklyn, New York are investigating after 42-year-old Delia Johnson was murdered in cold blood Wednesday night. The homicide transpired around 9:40 p.m. in Crown Heights. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows Delia socializing with her clique when ...

Evil aunt facing murder charges.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BALTIMORE — Nicole Michelle Johnson was thrown in the slammer after the cretinous damsel murdered her niece and nephew then drove their decomposed bodies around town for more than a year. The 33-year-old cacodemon was busted Wednesday night around 11 p.m. in Baltimore, Maryland during a routine traffic stop. That’s when ...

White cop stops black teenager.  Blog King, Mass Appeal FORNEY — Law enforcement officials in the Lone Star State are investigating after a horny white cop smothered a suicidal black chick to keep her from killing herself. The incident transpired Tuesday afternoon in Forney, Texas. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows Kaufman County Sheriff’s deputy Conner ...

Detroit woman handles car thief. Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — A video has gone viral that shows Bianca Chambers — a Black chick in Detroit — dragging a teenage carjacker by his dreadlocks after she caught him getting his hair twisted at the barbershop with her Mercedes Benz parked out front. The beatdown transpired Wednesday afternoon at “7 Days ...

Mingo reportedly raped a little boy. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Carl Nassib ain’t the only homo in the National Football League. That’s because Atlanta Falcons linebacker Barkevious Mingo was thrown in jail Thursday after he reportedly performed a fellatio on a 13-year-old boy. The alleged molestation transpired in July 2019 following a day of fun at Six Flags ...