Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...

US Army Sergeant attacks black dude.  Blog King, Mass Appeal COLUMBIA — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” belongs to U.S. Army Sergeant Jonathan Pentland who was thrown in jail for assaulting a young black man with special needs. The minatory act of racial profiling transpired Monday evening in a tight-knit suburb called “The Summit” in Columbia, ...

4 Cops beat up black teenager. Blog King, Mass Appeal STOCKTON — Law enforcement officials in Stockton, California are catching hell after a quartet of white police officers beat the sh*t out of a black high school student. The Rodney King imitation transpired during a traffic stop on December 30, 2020. It was also captured on video. Police body cam ...

Stacey Dash is seekin’ change. Blog King, Mass Appeal TAMPA — Stacey Dash is done giving up the derrière to White guys. After 4 failed marriages and a criminal record, she’s now open to giving Black dudes a chance. The former Donald Trump supporter is so serious, she had a member of her retinue contact an African American celebrity to ...

UCLA track star loathes Negroes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Chris Weiland, who ran track at UCLA, was kicked off the team on Monday after he lambasted his White ex-girlfriend because she left him for a Black guy. It’s probably safe to assume Chris despises Oreo cookies. To exacerbate matters, his racist diatribe was captured on video. Instagram ...

Obama talks being ‘Black’ in America. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — In an effort to support African American businesses during “Black History Month,” quondam President Barack Obama effectuated an impromptu appearance at a virtual book club on Tuesday held by MahoganyBooks and The Very Smart Brothas Book Club. Both groups are in the Washington D.C. area. Book club members ...

Travis Kelce joins racial discussion.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Travis Kelce, star tight end for our Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs, wants you to know he’s down with the negro cause. And yes, he believes black lives matter. The Caucasian pass-catcher and several NFL players — namely Tennessee Titans running back Derrick Henry, Seattle Seahawks receiver ...

Sandra Lindsay immunized first.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Sandra Lindsay, the Black nurse in New York City who became the first person in the United States to receive Pfizer’s coronavirus vaccine outside of trial analysis, is doing everything within her power to convince you and I to “believe in science” and get our asses immunized because “healing ...

Gerrell Williams assaults player. Blog King, Mass Appeal KISSIMMEE — Youth football coach Gerrell Williams will spend the Christmas holiday behind bars after he smacked a 9-year-old player twice in the head during a tournament. He also grabbed the youngster by the throat. The heinous ordeal transpired on December 7th in Kissimmee, Florida. It was also captured on video. Cell ...

Ellen Page drops homo bombshell. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Ellen Page is no longer a female actress. After swapping her coochie for a phallus, Ellen is now a male thespian who goes by the moniker Elliot Page. The “Umbrella Academy” and “Juno” star announced he’s transgender on Tuesday in a jaw-dropping Instagram post. Elliot’s bombshell comes on ...