Arlette’s Pop The Balloon: Women are way too picky
Dating show host Arlette Amuli returns with another crazy episode of "Pop The Balloon 🎈 Or Find Love."
Modern women think high ‘body counts’ don’t matter
High body counts matter. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "🎵Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and…
Trump deploys the National Guard to ‘high crime’ cities
Trump deploys National Guard. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Crime is so rampant throughout America, President Donald Trump has deployed the National Guard to 19 states. That's not a…
Black chick says betas are heterosexual & alphas gay
Black chick extols simps. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- "🎵I give good love. I'll buy your clothes. I'll cook your dinner too. Soon as I get home from work.🎵"…
Olivia: How to make women love your nasty dirty drawls
Real men don't chase. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- "🎵I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself.🎵" Fellas, are you sick and tired of…
Arlette’s Pop The Balloon: Worst lineup of 304s ever?
Dating show host Arlette Amuli returns with another crazy episode of "Pop The Balloon 🎈 Or Find Love."
AIDs victim says Houston chicks infected with STDs
AIDS victim sends warning. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON -- They say everything's big in Texas... including STDs. A viral video shows an AIDs victim imploring horny mofos to stay…
Trump bans Harvard from enrolling foreign students
Trump has Harvard in check. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- "🎵Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A.🎵"​ President Donald Trump ain't a fan of international students…
Obama says kids need gay male role models, not dads
Barack Obama gay as hell. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO -- "🎵I'm coming out, I want the world to know. I got to let it show.🎵" Quondam President Barack Obama,…
Aria the Girlfriend Robot is replacing ‘Modern Women’
Aria has modern women beat. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS -- "🎵Computer love... Need a special girl to share in my computer world. I no longer need a strategy.…