Trey Songz has ‘caught a case.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — First Bill Cosby. Then R. Kelly. Then Cuba Gooding Jr. Now it’s Trey Songz. Damn, that #MeToo movement ain’t no joke. On the real son, licentious negroes better start practicing onanism. It’s much cheaper and you won’t go to jail. Earlier this week, a Georgia woman using the ...
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Transgender teen Jazz Jennings shared “swimsuit” photo on New Year’s Day
Jazz Jennings reveals ‘scars.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — It’s 2020 and Jazz Jennings is 100% comfortable with who she is. As a matter of fact, the transgender teen is so stoked, she logged into her Instagram account on New Year’s Day and shared a photo of herself in a swimsuit that reveals her scars from gender confirmation surgery. ...
Read More »Lego Black Panther and Avengers face challenge from Thanos and Killmonger
Thanos, Killmonger face Black Panther. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — When intergalactic sociopath Thanos joins forces with Erik Killmonger and Ulysses Klaue to purloin Wakanda’s vibranium, LEGO Black Panther shows up to thwart their malevolent stratagem. The feline superhero is accompanied by scientist Shuri, Wakanda soldier Okoye and members of the Avengers; including Captain America and Iron Man. “LEGO ...
Read More »Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman facing punishment for college admissions scam
Lori and Felicity charged in scam. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Fuller House” actress Lori Loughlin and her husband, designer Mossimo Giannulli, are in hot water with federal authorities after the couple conspired to remunerate $500,000 in bribes in exchange for getting their two daughters enrolled at the University of Southern California as purported crew athletes, despite the ...
Read More »Blog King’s Court: Chiefs player is jailed, Psychotic gunmen go on a killing spree
Chiefs player jailed, Gunmen go Rambo. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — “All rise… the honorable Blog King is presiding. Sadly, we’ve experienced a plethora of criminal activity within the recent past. So, we ask that you remain mute as he dissertates the aforementioned villainy. Failure to comply could result in a lengthy detainment behind bars. Any questions? Anybody ...
Read More »‘Young Money’ star Lil Wayne purchases extravagant Miami crib for $17 million
Lil Wayne buys lavish mansion. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Donald Trump’s government shutdown has rendered no penurious affect on Lil Wayne’s wallet. That became crystal clear the past few days when the prodigal rapper purchased a waterfront mansion in Miami Beach for… $17 million. Weezy’s new crib, which contains 106,320 square feet and 7 bedrooms, is located at ...
Read More »Kanye West utters controversial remarks defending R. Kelly & Michael Jackson
Fans and critics lambaste Kanye. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Our buddy Kanye West is busy yapping his mandible again. This time, the 41-year-old lyricist uttered his 2 cents on the sexual assault fiasco that encircles Grammy Award winning artist R. Kelly. In case you’ve been asleep the past month, sh*t hit the fan when Lifetime released a ...
Read More »Mr. Kanye West shows President Trump unwavering support to start off New Year
Kanye West shows Trump some love. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Kanye West loves President Donald Trump. And the embattled rapper pledged his allegiance to the Republican honcho by tweeting out a fealty of political buttress on New Year’s Day. Kanye, 41, also declared his intent to run for president by attaching “2024” to one of his Twitter dispatches. ...
Read More »Steph’s wife Ayesha drops ‘boob’ secret
Steph’s wife has augmented boobs. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN FRANCISCO — Word on the street claims Ayesha Curry, wife of NBA star Steph Curry, had her breasts done. Rather than brush off the hearsay as scuttlebutt, the 29-year-old actress/chef offered brazen confirmation on national television. Ayesha’s mammary glands were indeed augmented and, as a convivial mother of three, she’s ...
Read More »NFL Black Monday: Negro coaches “fired” without hesitation, what’s gone wrong?
No excuse for blacks to fail. Blog King, Mass Appeal DENVER — It’s New Year’s Eve which equates to “Black Monday” — literally — in the National Football League. Quick, blow the party favors! Check this out: Coming into the season, the NFL employed 7 black head coaches. Monday morning, four were terminated and another was released midseason. Now there’s only ...
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