Church’s worker spanks manager.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Law enforcement officials are investigating after a Church’s Chicken employee beat up his manager for getting fired. The bout of fisticuffs went down in the kitchen near a bunch of greasy ass chicken. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows the scrawny, negro employee cussin’ out the ...

Racist students concocted sign.  Blog King, Mass Appeal OLATHE — A pair of Caucasian high school students in Olathe, Kansas are under fire after they concocted a racist homecoming proposal placard that’s gone mad viral. One of the students attends Olathe South. The other belongs to St. James Academy — a private Catholic school that charges annual tuition in the ...

Joy Reid versus Candace Owens. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Joy Reid is under fire again. But what else is new? The MSNBC host ruffled some feathers the other day when she said extensive media coverage was dedicated to Gabby Petito’s disappearance as a benefit of the “Missing White Woman Syndrome.” Gabby, a travel blogger from Florida, came ...

Shemeka Michelle joined “Fearless.”  Blog King, Mass Appeal NASHVILLE — “Keep It Naked” author Shemeka Michelle raised eyebrows on Tuesday when she said black men and black women should keep copulation in-house and cease interracial dating pronto. The whilom exotic dancer also excoriated homosexuals like Lil Nas X and Billy Porter, saying they’re undeserving of female status because they have ...

Bullies attack kid, Teacher flips out. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — Here’s two more reasons to defund and extirpate public schools. 1) Administrators in Houston, Texas are catching hell after two black bullies pummeled a Latino student in the school cafeteria. The beatdown transpired at Ross Shaw Sterling Aviation High School. It was also captured on video. Cell phone ...

Voluptuous killer murders woman. Blog King, Mass Appeal BROOKLYN — Never trust a big butt… and a gun. Authorities in Brooklyn, New York are investigating after 42-year-old Delia Johnson was murdered in cold blood Wednesday night. The homicide transpired around 9:40 p.m. in Crown Heights. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows Delia socializing with her clique when ...

Alfonso Ribeiro feeling rejected.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” star Alfonso Ribeiro is married to a white chick and, for that reason, he believes he’s being ostracized by the black community. The irony is Alfonso’s dramatis personae — Carlton Banks — suffered a homogeneous kismet; mainly because he was a nerdy, privileged, sweater vest-wearing, Tom ...

White cop stops black teenager.  Blog King, Mass Appeal FORNEY — Law enforcement officials in the Lone Star State are investigating after a horny white cop smothered a suicidal black chick to keep her from killing herself. The incident transpired Tuesday afternoon in Forney, Texas. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows Kaufman County Sheriff’s deputy Conner ...

Karen snaps in Victoria’s Secret. Blog King, Mass Appeal SHORT HILLS — Law enforcement officials in New Jersey are investigating after a white woman spewed a screeching paroxysm while attacking a black lady at Victoria’s Secret. The tantrum transpired inside a mall in Short Hills. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows Abigail Elphick (aka Victoria’s Secret ...

Juvenile & friends release vax song. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Corpulent disc jockey Mannie Fresh and gangsta rapstress Mia X have linked up with Juvenile to rework his 1999 single “Back That Thang Up” into the new coronavirus vaccine anthem “Vax That Thang Up.” The rump shaking collaboration was concocted as part of an urban inoculation campaign ...