Megan got shot, surgery a success.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Megan Thee Stallion got shot in the pinky toe. However, after undergoing successful foot surgery, a lengthy convalescence now looms. The big-booty lyricist suffered multiple gunshot wounds early Sunday morning in Los Angeles while hangin’ out with diminutive rap artist Tory Lanez. To defuse scuttlebutt, Megan disseminated ...

Leaf got jailed for domestic violence. Blog King, Mass Appeal PALM SPRINGS — Former quarterback Ryan Leaf, arguably the biggest bust in NFL history, had his abusive ass thrown in jail on Friday after he allegedly beat the sh*t out of his girlfriend. The Ike and Tina-esque ordeal transpired in Palm Springs, California. Details are kinda murky. But Leaf, 44, ...

Earl Thomas got caught cheating.  Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTIN, Texas — Baltimore Ravens safety Earl Thomas damn near got his brains blown out… by his wife. According to TMZ, the 31-year-old defensive back is lucky to be alive after Nina Thomas held a loaded 9mm Berreta less than a foot from his cranium after she caught him cheating with ...

Terrelle Pryor is stabbed in chest. Blog King, Mass Appeal PITTSBURGH — Former NFL player Terrelle Pryor spent Thanksgiving weekend under the knife (in more ways than one) after his inamorata, 24-year-old Shalaya Briston, perforated his ass following a domestic dispute early Saturday morning. The stabbing transpired around 4:30 a.m. inside Terrelle’s apartment located in the 200 block of Heinz ...

Vanilla Ice, Laura granted a divorce.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — “Alright stop! Collaborate and listen…” It took three years. But Vanilla Ice is officially single. After 22 years of holy matrimony, the “Ice Ice Baby” rapper and ex-wife Laura Van Winkle have reached a divorce settlement. The dissolution, filed in 2016, was recently signed by a judge in ...

Mark Walton thrown in jail.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” belongs to former Miami Dolphins running back Mark Walton who faces litigation after he allegedly beat the sh*t out of his gravid inamorata on Tuesday. Donning a beige jumpsuit and matching handcuffs, Walton appeared inside a Broward County courtroom on ...

Tyreek Hill sends Kansas City love. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — All-Pro speedster Tyreek Hill articulated a heartfelt communiqué to the Kansas City Chiefs organization, fans and teammates on Tuesday. The 25-year-old Cheetah disseminated the asseveration on his YouTube channel. “I really didn’t start appreciating the game until probably when I almost had the game taken away from ...

Boogie Cousins facing charges.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — It’s been a bad year for NBA power forward DeMarcus “Boogie” Cousins. First, the former Golden State Warrior had to rehabilitate a ruptured achilles tendon that cost him millions of dollars in earning potential. Then the 29-year-old tore his ACL. Now he’s slapped with criminal charges after he told his ...

Mario Williams thrown in jail.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — Former NFL lineman Mario Williams was busted for trespassing on Tuesday following the ingress of his baby mama’s residence without approbation. The infraction transpired at an apartment community in Houston, Texas. According to police reports, Mario showed up unannounced at the chick’s domicile and she refused to let him ...

Fabolous, Emily B are severing ties.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — You can stick a fork in Fabolous and Emily Bustamante because they’re done. After swappin’ spit for more than a decade, the 41-year-old rapper and his baby mama have apparently called it quits — ending their Ike and Tina-esque fusion. They share two children. Fabolous, if you ...