Megan said she’s eschewing dudes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Dammit Tory, look what you’ve done! After getting shot in the pinky toe by wannabe gangsta Tory Lanez, Megan Thee Stallion has decided she’s done dating men. She’s now a lesbian on the prowl. The 25-year-old lyricist made the homosexual announcement on Friday via Instagram Live. “I’m a ...

Eighteen blacks assault teenager.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Law enforcement officials in Brooklyn, New York are lookin’ to prosecute at least eighteen black dudes after they allegedly beat the hell out of a 15-year-old girl in broad daylight. The Rodney King-esque trouncing transpired Thursday afternoon on Utica Avenue near Sterling Place in Crown Heights. It was also ...

Suspects ditch deceased body.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HARLEM — Law enforcement officials in New York are investigating the abandonment of a corpse that went down early Thursday morning. The disturbing ordeal took place around 2:30 a.m. near 145th Street and Bradhurst Avenue in Harlem, New York. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows two men pushing a ...