Tag Archives: Prison

Scooby-Doo & Co. solve COVID scandal, penitentiary awaits Bill Gates, Dr. Fauci

Scooby-Doo busts Fauci and Gates.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Let’s give Scooby-Doo & Co. credit for providing veracity on a contagion that’s baffled mankind. The private eye canine — along with Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy — did something government officials couldn’t do. They solved the mysterious case of the coronavirus pandemic. In a recently released cartoon concocted ...

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Candace Owens claims Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci are evil & belong in prison

Candace hammers Gates & Dr. Fauci. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Candace Owens raised eyebrows Monday night when she said Dr. Anthony Fauci should be donning orange in a “federal prison.” The conservative commentator also called Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates “pure evil” for impelling the coronavirus vaccine. Candace, who said she won’t “get the jab,” tweeted her exasperation. ...

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Snoop joins “Black Mafia Family”

Snoop returns to gangsta personae. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Drop it like it’s hot.” After spending a couple of seasons in the kitchen with Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg is returning to his gangsta roots. The 49-year-old rapper is now a member of Starz’s “Black Mafia Family.” The Dogfather will play “Pastor Swift” in 50 Cent’s impending dramatization ...

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El Chapo’s wife Emma busted, jailed for international drug trafficking at airport

El Chapo’s wife arrested, jailed. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Give her credit. El Chapo’s prepossessing wife is truly a ride-or-die chick. Now she’s gonna suffer a homogeneous kismet as her incarcerated husband. Emma Coronel Aispuro, star of VH1’s reality TV show “Cartel Crew,” was busted Monday in Washington, D.C. for international drug trafficking. Federal agents tracked down the 31-year-old ...

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Chiefs coach Britt Reid instigated 3-car ‘accident’ while driving high and drunk

Britt Reid caused automobile crash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are investigating after Kansas City Chiefs linebackers coach Britt Reid instigated a brutal 3-vehicle crash Thursday night that left a 5-year-old girl hospitalized with brain damage. The accident transpired around 9 p.m. near Arrowhead Stadium. Britt, son of Chiefs head coach ...

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‘Tiger King’ Joe Exotic believes Trump is homophobic, that’s why ‘pardon’ denied

Tiger King slams President Trump. Blog King, Mass Appeal FORTH WORTH — Prior to making his final egress from the White House, quondam President Donald Trump granted clemency to 143 convicts. But “Tiger King” star Joe Exotic wasn’t one of ’em and he believes the snub has everything to do with his sexual orientation. Joe, who’s homosexual, received 22 years ...

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President Trump pardoned 143 convicts ‘including’ his favorite rapper Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne gets Trump pardon.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Looks like Lil Wayne won’t serve a decade behind bars after all. That’s because President Donald Trump has decided to make the embattled lyricist a notable beneficiary of a presidential pardon before his successor, Joe Biden, officially takes office. Last December, Weezy (né Dwayne Michael Carter) pled guilty in ...

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Saved By The Bell: Trailer released, Lark Voorhies purposely omitted from promo

Saved By The Bell trailer is released.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “It’s alright ‘coz I’m saved by the bell!” After a 27-year hiatus, the Bayside gang is back! Execs with NBC’s Peacock streaming service released the official trailer for “Saved by the Bell” and it looks interesting. The promo features original stars Elizabeth Berkley (Jessica Spano), Mario ...

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