Florida burglar ‘flatters’ judge.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Florida burglar Demetrius Lewis, aka “Courtroom Romeo,” set the Internet ablaze on Thursday after he flirted with the judge during his bail hearing. Due to COVID-19, his mack daddy attempt transpired remotely inside Judge Tabitha Blackmon’s Fort Lauderdale courtroom. The virtual hearing went viral. A handcuffed Demetrius kicked things off ...

Sibling rivalry breeds arrest.  Blog King, Mass Appeal FORT WORTH — Savvy Smith, 33, was recently captured and thrown in jail after she steamrolled her big sister multiple times with a sports utility vehicle. The vehicular assault went down outside their mother’s residence on May 30th in Fort Worth, Texas. According to police reports, Savvy and 36-year-old Kisha Johnson got ...

Crackhead lady smashes police.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PHOENIX — “Cocaine is a hell of a drug!” Notorious crackhead Lori Relf was thrown behind bars after she intentionally drove her 2011 Kia Soul into a group of police officers. The vehicular assault went down June 4th at a QuikTrip store in Phoenix, Arizona and it was captured on video. According ...

Lady’s fart draws store-wide ruckus. Blog King, Mass Appeal DANIA BEACH — In an acrid development, Shanetta Wilson, 37, was recently thrown behind bars after the malodorous damsel farted inside a Dollar General store then pulled a bayonet on a disgruntled shopper who complained about it. The putrid ordeal went down in Dania Beach, Florida. Shanetta, a black woman, was ...