Subway worker pummels robber. Blog King, Mass Appeal ROCKFORD — Authorities in Illinois are investigating after a Subway employee pistol-whipped a robbery suspect. The ass-whuppin’ took place September 5th inside the deli in Rockford. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows Araceli Sotelo wrestling with the hooded robber as she screamed for help. “He kind of just showed ...

Netflix released “Lucifer” trailer.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — “Sin and sinner.” Netflix released the season 6 trailer for “Lucifer” and it looks devilish. If you’re unfamiliar with the series, God jettisoned Lucifer from heaven and expedited his ass to hell to rule for all eternity. But, after succumbing to ennui, Lucifer infiltrated earth through a parallel dimension. Now ...

Scooby-Doo busts Fauci and Gates.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Let’s give Scooby-Doo & Co. credit for providing veracity on a contagion that’s baffled mankind. The private eye canine — along with Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy — did something government officials couldn’t do. They solved the mysterious case of the coronavirus pandemic. In a recently released cartoon concocted ...

Snoop returns to gangsta personae. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Drop it like it’s hot.” After spending a couple of seasons in the kitchen with Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg is returning to his gangsta roots. The 49-year-old rapper is now a member of Starz’s “Black Mafia Family.” The Dogfather will play “Pastor Swift” in 50 Cent’s impending dramatization ...

Jesus wannabe finally arrested.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SIBERIA — It took awhile. But they got him. Russian cult leader Sergei Torop had his perfidious ass thrown in jail after he extorted mazuma from his disciples while impersonating Jesus Christ. The mendacious felony spanned four decades in the Krasnoyarsk region of Siberia. Two of his acolytes — Vadim Redkin and ...

Candace call outs opulent celebrities.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Conservative activist Candace Owens put LeBron James on blast Sunday morning during an appearance on the Fox News program “Life, Liberty & Levin.” Candace said LeBron — who constantly complains about having it “tough” as a black man in America — “lives in a one hundred million dollar ...

Cuba Gooding Jr ‘facing’ charges.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — “Show me the… nooky?” Cuba Gooding Jr. is having a difficult time keepin’ his hands and penis to himself. The 52-year-old thespian was slapped with a civil lawsuit on Tuesday from a popsy identified as “Jane Doe” who claims he purloined her vulva seven years ago. The alleged ...

Candace Owens hammers Floyd. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Conservative activist Candace Owens is not a fan of George Floyd and it makes her sick to the stomach that he’s being championed as a martyr for Black America. George, 46, was asphyxiated by white police officer Derek Chauvin during a forgery bust in Minneapolis, sparking riots and protests ...

Black man hits elderly patient. Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — Law enforcement officials in Michigan are investigating after 20-year-old Jaydon Hayden pummeled an elderly nursing home patient for no damn reason. The bombardment took place May 15th at the Westwood Rehabilitation Nursing Centre in Detroit. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows Jaydon punching a 75-year-old ...

Police brutalized transgender lady.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Authorities in Kansas City are facing litigation after two police officers are accused of brutalizing a transgender woman in broad daylight. The transphobic ordeal transpired May 14, 2019 in front of the Beauty Essence store on Brush Creek Boulevard. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows ...