Black teen mom busted, charged. Blog King, Mass Appeal HIALEA — Bryunna Joyce, a 19-year-old black chick, was thrown in the slammer after she filmed herself smacking and suffocating her 5-week-old daughter then sent the video to her baby daddy as reprisal, telling him, “You don’t think I won’t kill her? I’ll just act like it’s an accident.” The heinous ...

Scooby-Doo busts Fauci and Gates.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Let’s give Scooby-Doo & Co. credit for providing veracity on a contagion that’s baffled mankind. The private eye canine — along with Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy — did something government officials couldn’t do. They solved the mysterious case of the coronavirus pandemic. In a recently released cartoon concocted ...

Chicago convict abuses deputies. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Jerome Townsel was thrown in the slammer after he pummeled four corpulent Sheriff’s deputies just minutes before he was scheduled to appear in court. The bout of fisticuffs transpired Wednesday morning around 10 a.m. inside the Skokie Courthouse. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows Jerome thwacking the ...

Candace hammers Gates & Dr. Fauci. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Candace Owens raised eyebrows Monday night when she said Dr. Anthony Fauci should be donning orange in a “federal prison.” The conservative commentator also called Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates “pure evil” for impelling the coronavirus vaccine. Candace, who said she won’t “get the jab,” tweeted her exasperation. ...

Police released Walton footage.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — “No one out-pizzas the Hut!” Miami police released a video that shows former NFL player Mark Walton actin’ a damn fool at Pizza Hut before punching his own cousin in the face. He also urinated on himself. Yuck! The pissy ordeal transpired around 11:30 p.m. on January 31st. Police body ...

Snoop returns to gangsta personae. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Drop it like it’s hot.” After spending a couple of seasons in the kitchen with Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg is returning to his gangsta roots. The 49-year-old rapper is now a member of Starz’s “Black Mafia Family.” The Dogfather will play “Pastor Swift” in 50 Cent’s impending dramatization ...

Johnny Damon thrown in jail. Blog King, Mass Appeal ORLANDO — Former Kansas City Royals outfielder Johnny Damon had his inebriated ass thrown in jail for drinking and driving. The DUI bust transpired around 1:30 a.m. on February 19th in Windermere, Florida. It was also captured on video. Police body cam footage shows a drunken Johnny and his wife, Michelle ...

Britt Reid caused automobile crash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are investigating after Kansas City Chiefs linebackers coach Britt Reid instigated a brutal 3-vehicle crash Thursday night that left a 5-year-old girl hospitalized with brain damage. The accident transpired around 9 p.m. near Arrowhead Stadium. Britt, son of Chiefs head coach ...

Florida burglar ‘flatters’ judge.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Florida burglar Demetrius Lewis, aka “Courtroom Romeo,” set the Internet ablaze on Thursday after he flirted with the judge during his bail hearing. Due to COVID-19, his mack daddy attempt transpired remotely inside Judge Tabitha Blackmon’s Fort Lauderdale courtroom. The virtual hearing went viral. A handcuffed Demetrius kicked things off ...

Mark Walton is arrested, jailed. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — NFL running back Mark Walton was thrown in the slammer again, except this time over a damn pizza. Close to midnight on January 31st, the 23-year-old free agent experienced contretemps with a Pizza Hut worker over the phone then showed up at the Miami eatery to kick some ass. ...