Superman now packing fudge.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a… homosexual? First Robin came out the closet. Now this. DC Comics ruffled feathers Monday afternoon when the company announced Superman is now gay. Yep, the “Man of Steel” has become the “Man of Charmin.” Jon Kent, son ...

Lil Nas X not gay, rapper is straight. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Gay rapper Lil Nas X is no longer gay. You heard me right. I didn’t stutter. The quondam homosexual — who recently announced he was gravid — raised eyebrows over the weekend when he tweeted, “this gay sh*t was fun at first. i miss pussy ...

Nas X pregnancy drawin’ criticism. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Lil Nas X is having a baby and he has the sonogram to prove it! The homosexual rapper ruffled some feathers Thursday afternoon when he released a maternal photoshoot to promote his new album “Montero.” One of the pics shows a gravid Nas (né Montero Lamar Hill) cradling ...

Netflix’s Q-Force super duper gay. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Netflix released season one of the gay superspy series “Q-Force” and, so far, it’s garnered negative reviews. The adult cartoon received a lowly score of 43 percent on Rotten Tomatoes’ Tomatometer. LGBTQ Twitter called it “offensive.” Tariq Raouf of the San Francisco Chronicle wrote: “A more captivating choice would ...

Kristen pushed homo agenda.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Kristen Pitzen, a “Woke” teacher in Orange County, was given a pink slip for exhorting students to pledge allegiance to the Gay Pride banner… instead of the American flag. Kristen, who was remunerated by the Newport Mesa School District, said she jettisoned the American flag at the genesis of ...

Tom MacDonald attacks COVID-19. Blog King, Mass Appeal VANCOUVER — Canadian rapper Tom MacDonald is trending worldwide after the 32-year-old lyricist released his new music video “Brainwashed.” In the anti-Woke conception, MacDonald excoriates the COVID vaccine while illuminating the government’s smokescreen agenda relative to racism and television. “Half the country fell asleep but they scream ‘Woke!’ We’re distracted by vaccines ...

Candace uncovers China’s stratagem.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NASHVILLE, Tenn — America is China’s bitch, this according to conservative pundit Candace Owens who disseminated a vlog unveiling disturbing information about Xi Jinping’s stratagem to emasculate America en route to world subjugation. In the 17-minute video, the 32-year-old Republican elucidated China’s decision to purchase the most prominent film companies in Hollywood ...

Robin comes out closet as bisexual. Blog King, Mass Appeal GOTHAM — Holy homo Batman! First we discovered Bert and Ernie are a gay couple. Now this. When the 6th installment of the DC comic book series “Batman: Urban Legends” came out Tuesday, we learned Robin — né Tim Drake — is bisexual. Yep. After years of bangin’ prepossessing popsies, ...

Vietnam veteran loathes trannies.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ABERDEEN — Don Sucher, a retired Vietnam War veteran who owns a Star Wars shop in Washington, had contretemps with transgender councilwoman Tiesa Meskis on Thursday over a transphobic sign in his store that reads: “If you are born with a dick, you are not a chick.” Sucher’s memorabilia shop is located ...

Lil Nas X delivers gayest video ever. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Homophile accolades are piling up fast for Lil Nas X. First, he delivered the gayest performance in “Saturday Night Live” history. Then he delivered the gayest performance in “BET Awards” history. Now he’s culpable for the gayest music video in world history. That’s because the 22-year-old ...