Drug dealer says vaccine needed. Blog King, Mass Appeal LITTLE ROCK — First they proffered weed, liquor and lap dances as COVID-19 vaccine incentives. Now we’ve learned bureaucrats in Arkansas funded a community outreach commercial aimed at enticing drug dealers to “get the jab.” The public service announcement shows street pharmacist Richard Johnson elucidating his decision to get inoculated. “You ...

Tina Gonzalez screwed inmate. Blog King, Mass Appeal FRESNO — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” goes to California prison guard Tina Gonzalez who was fired and incarcerated after she f*cked an inmate in full view of other jailbirds. The felonious act of copulation went down inside the Fresno County Jail. According to court docs, Tina — ...

Tyson harbored suicidal thoughts. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — After masticating Evander Holyfield’s earlobe in 1997, “Iron” Mike Tyson contemplated killing himself. But, thanks to the consumption of psychedelic mushrooms, he’s no longer suicidal. Turns out, the fungal herb “saved his life.” The 54-year-old boxing legend dropped the bombshell during a recent appearance on Logan Paul’s “Impaulsive” YouTube ...

Paul Pierce is talking trash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “TaDow! How you like me now?” More than a month after ESPN fired his black ass, Boston Celtics legend Paul Pierce is still yappin’ his beak. The former Kansas Jayhawk got a pink slip in April after he disseminated a series of Instagram Live videos that show him ...

Bryshere Gray busted & jailed.  Blog King, Mass Appeal GOODYEAR, Ariz — Bryshere Gray, who starred as Hakeem Lyon in the Fox hip-hop drama “Empire,” will spend time behind bars for delivering his best Ike Turner impersonation (away from the TV studio). The 27-year-old actor was sentenced to 10 days in jail for felony aggravated assault after he pummeled his ...

Johnny Damon thrown in jail. Blog King, Mass Appeal ORLANDO — Former Kansas City Royals outfielder Johnny Damon had his inebriated ass thrown in jail for drinking and driving. The DUI bust transpired around 1:30 a.m. on February 19th in Windermere, Florida. It was also captured on video. Police body cam footage shows a drunken Johnny and his wife, Michelle ...

Britt Reid caused automobile crash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are investigating after Kansas City Chiefs linebackers coach Britt Reid instigated a brutal 3-vehicle crash Thursday night that left a 5-year-old girl hospitalized with brain damage. The accident transpired around 9 p.m. near Arrowhead Stadium. Britt, son of Chiefs head coach ...

Parkville Mayor busted for DWI. Blog King, Mass Appeal PARKVILLE – Law enforcement officials in Platte County, Missouri released a video unveiling the DWI arrest of Parkvillle Mayor Nan Johnston. The inebriated bureaucrat was busted Sept. 26th around 1:30 a.m. on Northwest 9 Highway. Dashcam footage shows a Platte County Deputy giving Johnston the third-degree while she was sedentary inside ...

Bashaud Breeland tossed in slammer. Blog King, Mass Appeal YORK COUNTY — Kansas City Chiefs cornerback Bashaud Breeland had his inebriated ass thrown in jail Tuesday afternoon in York County, South Carolina after police found narcotics and booze inside his white SUV. The disturbing ordeal transpired at a gas station. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows ...

Little Women star ‘busted’ for a DUI.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHATTANOOGA — Reality TV star Ashley “Minnie” Ross of Lifetime’s “Little Women: Atlanta” was thrown in the slammer on Thursday after police found her in a drunken state of quiescence inside her SUV. The DUI bust went down around 3 a.m. in Chattanooga, Tennessee. According to Hamilton County officials, ...