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Kevin Hart Roast: Comics crossed the line all night
Kevin roasted.
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CALI — Yours truly finally got a chance to descry “The Roast of Kevin Hart” on Netflix. The 3-hour event transpired on Mother’s Day at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles. Usher opened the ceremony with a diss track. Shane Gillis was the emcee. Here’s my thoughts: Katt Williams and Sheryl Underwood were savage. Sheryl claimed she “f*cked” Kevin before he married his wife, Eniko. But his phallus matched his diminutive height. “Kevin and I hooked up once, before he got married,” said Sheryl, whose husband committed suicide in 1990. “He got stuck in my pussy. I tied a rope around his neck and pulled him out like a tampon… F*cking Kevin was a lot like watching his movies. The first five minutes are ok… then you’re just waiting for it to be over.” Katt and Kevin finally squashed their beef after years of going at each other’s throats. They even shared a warm embrace. “I’m surprised they invited me,” Katt told Kevin.
That’s how little star power you have. They had to start inviting your enemies.”
Tony Hinchcliffe pissed off Democrats nationwide when he insinuated George Floyd was burning in hell 🔥 while roasting Kevin. “The Black community is so proud of you,” Tony said. “Right now George Floyd is looking up at us all, laughing so hard he can’t breathe.” Ouch! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson tried to f*ck Eniko on stage, much to the chagrin of his Jumanji co-star.
But she politely declined the invitation.
“I wanna just take a moment, just to give a shout-out, give flowers to all the ladies up here,” Dwayne said.
“You all look beautiful, magnificent, sexy. You know who else looks sexy? Kevin’s wife, Eniko.”
After Kevin got in Dwayne’s ass for seducing his wife, Chelsea Handler jumped in to add kerosene to the inferno.
“Don’t you think it’s time for your wife to have a real man?” she cracked.
“Don’t you think it’s time for Eniko to be with somebody that is bigger than her?”
Dwayne suffered a savage beating on social media for saying the word “retarded” while roasting Draymond Green.
Critics believe he was being disrespectful to mothaf*ckas with disabilities.
In summary, all the A-listers took turns poking fun at Kevin for being short and having a crackhead father.
The jokes were written by 17 white men.
The N-word was spewed every two seconds, and several references were made to slavery, Jeffrey Epstein and Sean “Diddy” Combs.
But it was all in good fun.
The bottom line is Kevin got roasted like a mofo.
But he took it like a man.
Or, should I say, “half a man?”
(Drumroll🥁, Cymbal)
Tom Brady and Flavor Flav had funnier roasts.
But Kevin’s was cool.
Blog-O-Meter Rating: 3 outta 5 popcorn bags
Watch highlights of the roast, Dr. Umar’s reaction, and Kevin’s defense of the racism spewed.
Share your thoughts.
The only one that spoke up pic.twitter.com/CBdBPeZemA
— romanreloaded.daily (@NICKI5461640722) May 11, 2026
Tony Hinchcliffe made a WILD George Floyd joke while roasting Kevin Hart 💀
“The Black community is so proud of you… right now George Floyd is looking up at us all laughing so hard he can’t breathe.” pic.twitter.com/33T2anzhja
— Killa 🌺 (@KillaKreww) May 11, 2026
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Sheryl Underwood was the funniest of them all
Usher should sing about legal settlements for people knowingly exposing others to herpes without telling them. That would be hilarious.
Sheryl Underwood held it down! Katt set it off as usual! “Its just comedy” -Bernie Mac
“Comedy is knowing where the line is….and stepping over it…” George Carlin
Just a bunch of corny racist jokes
These white people are corny. I wish they had genuinely funny people on like Dave Chappelle or Eddie Murphy.
Kevin Hart = a diddy gatekeeper
they’re all lucky Patrice O’Neal isn’t around anymore 😂
Chelsea Handler leveled the playing field!!
I tried watching this shit for 10 mins and gave up. Sucked.
This roast sucked 👎 No Nikki Glaser
Sheryl Underwood needs her own special.. she was so good 🔥🔥
I WISH DAVE CHAPPELLE WAS THERE 🤔
The Rock had the best joke
Tony deserved a Will Smith slap for making a joke about George Floyd
Cheryl Underwood SLAYED
I WATCHED OTHER ROASTS BEFORE !! THIS ONE WAS DARK AND STUPID. NOT FUNNY. I WATCHED THE VIDEO OF GEORGE FLOYDS MURDER. ITS SICKENING!
IF BLACKS ARE SO DAMN DETACHED FROM THEIR HISTORY THAT WE CAN LAUGH AT A WHITE MAN MAKING A JOKE ABOUT A BLACK MAN BEING MURDERED BY A WHITE RACIST , THEN WE ARE SCREWED!!
Why are we surprised. This is what industry plants do 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
Man, Netflix is really ruining everything they get there hands on, wwe has really started to suck since the Netflix deal and now they are ruining the roasts, this was so scripted a lot of it wasn’t funny, I miss the roast master greg giraldo
Usher walked away feminine as fuck lol. Diddy definitely got him.
Jeff Ross looks like a condom, yuck! He isn’t funny.
I’m pretty sure Kevin’s wife lost respect for him that night. Ain’t no coming back from this.
This Roast was Awesome, Katt was a beast😂
You have to have some thick skin to have a Roast. People will dig deep in you’re feelings 😂
But it was epic, sad hip hop isn’t like this people get killed for the most part.
I used to be a huge fan of Adam Sandler back in the day. But even he got corny and lost his RAWNESS after a while.
Will Ferrell too
They are all part of the demonic club.
I just wanna know what George Floyd even had to do with roasting Kevin hart
Fuck the double standard its a roast everyone is fair game.
@NathanielDelatorre: Using George Floyd’s name was very disrespectful, George wasn’t in the entertainment business and he was brutally murdered.
1. I can’t stand when black people make jokes about slavery or Jim Crow because it gives comics outside of our community a license to do so as well and I definitely don’t want to hear it from them. Why doesn’t anyone try that with the Jewish holocaust during WWII? Or, October 7th? If they can appreciate the seriousness of those incidents, they can also understand that for us, where most of those things are ever present today, they’re not funny.
2. I don’t personally have a problem with Kevin, but, I don’t find him funny anymore. Perhaps there’s an authenticity gap. While I was annoyed with Monique’s relentless conversation about being blacklisted because some of it felt like stuff we weren’t supposed to be hearing, when she discussed Kevin offering to help her and he just stopped taking her calls, it made me think my instincts that there was something inauthentic about him might not be off the mark. She was going through it and he was powerful offering to help. If what she said was true, that’s like seeing someone hungry outside a restaurant begging for food and promising to buy them food and bring it out to them, except you sneak out of another door to avoid them.
3. With that inauthenticity thing, I think it feels like he’s unprincipled, that he’ll take money from wherever it comes. Dave is big, but you get the sense that he’s not for sale and that he has limits. It’s the same issue I have with these titans of industry sucking up to power. Those who work “regular jobs” feel like if they had enough money to follow paths that felt good, they’d walk away from jobs with employers whose values they didn’t agree with. When you see people with so much allowing anything to be done or said, you wonder what their FU number must be if what they have isn’t enough.
Kevin hart is an industry plant. He well do anything for money to please white people. Black people need to wake up about these celebrities.
A VILE, VULGAR AND CRUEL PROGRAM PROMOTED BY DEGENERATE ELITES WHO CONTROL THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. HUMILIATION RITUAL.
Rock took it 2 far. I woulda beat his ass for flirting with my wife.
Shane said Kevin should be lynched from a bonsai tree lol
KATT WILLIAMS’ was the best
KATT is fire! KATT is iconic! What a legend
Why wasn’t the FAKE CLONED Dave Chappelle there?!
Talking about dead ppl is diabolical 😡😡
this roast was not better than the brady roast. also, why would they not have nikki glaser after she eviscerated everyone at the brady roast.
Everyone acting like they were forced to watch it 😂
Sheryll Underwood got it the worst. They made fun of her husband committing suicide smh
Charleston White said way more worst shit then Tony about Floyd.
Maaaaan It’s HOLLYWOOD!!! They are ALLLLL in Cahoots!!! Wtf, After the Roast they probably all slept with each other!! They HAVE to do these roasts because they ALL signed contracts!!
Regina Hall looks damn good to be 55.
Shane’s racist jokes were disgusting. And the whole “roast/initiation” was about mocking black people, normalizing black/racist jokes and normalizing putting black women down. This behavior gives a “green light” to speak this way now to black people and women and make similar jokes. It makes it normal and acceptable in society. Soon enough white people can just walk around calling everybody n*ggers. And it’s “ok” and just a joke.
Precisely why I dislike comedy, never liked Kevin Hart. Horrible Horrible Horrible!
May Sheryl Underwood’s husband rest in peace 🙏
This shit made me mad.
Richard Pryor, Bernie Mac, and other legends would have never accepted this!!!
Where is Will Smith when you need him? 😂 Everybody deserved to get slapped.
What’s funny about someone dying!!! Someone committing suicide!!! Slavery!! Lynching!!!???? What’s funny about any of that!!!??? Because if we make jokes about what the Nazis did nothing would be funny right??? Smh
How the fuck do people still have feelings for Floyd, user of fentanyl,a degenerate thug with no concerns for anyone but himself. But he was black so we must defend him, just like karmelo Anthony. Why do these type of black Americans choose to bolster the worst of the worst. We know why actually, pure victimhood complex.