Evil aunt facing murder charges.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BALTIMORE — Nicole Michelle Johnson was thrown in the slammer after the cretinous damsel murdered her niece and nephew then drove their decomposed bodies around town for more than a year. The 33-year-old cacodemon was busted Wednesday night around 11 p.m. in Baltimore, Maryland during a routine traffic stop. That’s when ...

Instagram model murdered her son. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN JOSE, Calif — Samantha Moreno Rodriguez of San Jose, California will spend the rest of her miserable existence behind bars after she asphyxiated her 7-year-old autistic son so that she can start a “new life” with another dude. According to police reports, the 35-year-old Instagram model murdered her son — ...

Dunkin’ Donuts manager killed. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — Serial killer Keith Gibson was thrown in the slammer after he shot and killed a Dunkin’ Donuts manager during an armed robbery early Saturday morning. The 39-year-old malefactor is also a suspect in two other murders. The Dunkin’ Donuts ordeal transpired around 5:30 a.m. in the West Kensington neighborhood of ...

Derek Chauvin found “guilty.”  Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — Say his name. It took a measly 10 hours of deliberation, but the jury got it right. Former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin was found guilty Tuesday afternoon on all three counts in the asphyxiation of George Floyd. Now he’s lookin’ at a million years behind bars. Judge Peter Cahill ...

Chicago officer shoots little boy. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Authorities in Chicago are under fire after a White police officer shot and killed an unarmed, Hispanic, 13-year-old boy. The sanguinary ordeal transpired during a foot pursuit around 2:30 a.m. on March 29th. It was also captured on video. Police body cam footage shows the officer chasing Adam Toledo ...

Daunte Wright killed by a cop. Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — First, George Floyd. Now this. Law enforcement officials in Minneapolis are once again catching hell after a white police officer killed an unarmed black man over a damn air freshener. The sanguinary ordeal transpired around 2 p.m. Sunday afternoon just miles from where Floyd was asphyxiated. It was ...

Psycho brothers murdered family.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ALLEN — Police officials in Allen, Texas are searching for answers after 19-year-old Farhan Towhid and his 21-year-old brother, Tanvir Towhid, murdered their entire family (à la the Menendez brothers) before taking their own lives. The murder-suicide transpired at their residence around 1:00 a.m. Monday morning. While conducting a welfare check, police ...

The Tiger King is gettin’ a divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal FORTH WORTH — You can stick a fork in Joe Exotic’s gay marriage because it’s done. The incarcerated “Tiger King” and his husband, Dillon, are calling it quits after nearly 4 years of holy matrimony. Rumor has it Joe damn near lost his mind after receiving a phone call ...

Colorado gunman probably mental. Blog King, Mass Appeal BOULDER — Law enforcement officials in Colorado said 21-year-old gunman Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa was at his Arvada home fiddling with a “machine gun” just days before he armed himself with an AR-style semi-automatic rifle, a handgun and a tactical vest. Family members were pissed at him for playing with a firearm ...

Uber Eats driver killed by 2 teens.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Two teenage black girls (ages 15 and 13) are putrefying behind bars after they killed a Pakistani delivery driver during a carjack attempt. The vehicular homicide transpired around 4:30 p.m. Tuesday afternoon in front of several eyewitnesses in Washington, D.C. It was also captured on video. Instagram ...