Masseuse makes explosive claims. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — When it rains, it pours. The Internet was set ablaze when masseuse Nia Reese Lewis-Smith claimed Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson asked her to “go inside his booty” during a full-body massage. The bombshell was dropped during a chinwag with vlogger Tasha K. Nearly two dozen massage therapists are accusing ...

White cop stops black teenager.  Blog King, Mass Appeal FORNEY — Law enforcement officials in the Lone Star State are investigating after a horny white cop smothered a suicidal black chick to keep her from killing herself. The incident transpired Tuesday afternoon in Forney, Texas. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows Kaufman County Sheriff’s deputy Conner ...

Ben Zobrist’s wife seeking $4 million. Blog King, Mass Appeal NASHVILLE — Here’s another reason to remain skeptical of pastors. Ben Zobrist, the cuckold who helped the Kansas City Royals win the 2015 World Series, took a leave of absence from the Chicago Cubs in May 2019 after he found out his wife — Julianna Zobrist — f*cked their minister, ...

Japanese man married a doll.  Blog King, Mass Appeal JAPAN — Akihiko Kondo, a Japanese school administrator, made history when he became the first man to marry a doll. The non compos simp said “I do” to a diminutive knockoff of virtual reality singer Hatsune Miku. An estimated 40 guests attended the ceremony and watched Kondo, 35, and his toy ...

Mingo reportedly raped a little boy. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Carl Nassib ain’t the only homo in the National Football League. That’s because Atlanta Falcons linebacker Barkevious Mingo was thrown in jail Thursday after he reportedly performed a fellatio on a 13-year-old boy. The alleged molestation transpired in July 2019 following a day of fun at Six Flags ...

Eddie’s little boy banging Jasmin. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — It’s a match made in Hollywood and it’s Instagram-official. Eddie Murphy’s 32-year-old son, Eric Murphy, is bangin’ Martin Lawrence’s 25-year-old daughter, Jasmin Lawrence, and word on the street claims he hit it from the back. Jasmin helped Eric celebrate his birthday on Saturday. The prepossessing damsel posted a few ...

Russian pornstar commits suicide. Blog King, Mass Appeal RUSSIA — Here’s some “22 Jump Street” for your ass: Law enforcement officials in St. Petersburg, Russia are probing after porn star Kristina Lisina (aka Kris the Foxx) dived from the 22nd floor of a high-rise building to her death. She was only 29. The ghastly ordeal transpired in the residential area ...

Tina Gonzalez screwed inmate. Blog King, Mass Appeal FRESNO — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” goes to California prison guard Tina Gonzalez who was fired and incarcerated after she f*cked an inmate in full view of other jailbirds. The felonious act of copulation went down inside the Fresno County Jail. According to court docs, Tina — ...

Bill Cosby is free, sentence vacated. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — “Hey, Hey, Hey!” Bill Cosby finally got his independence close to Independence Day. That’s because the 83-year-old comedian had his sexual assault conviction rescinded Wednesday afternoon by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court. A seven-member panel determined Cosby didn’t get a fair trial due to a mere technicality. So instead ...

Kataluna made tranny history. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS — It’s been one helluva Pride Month. Carl Nassib became the first NFL player to announce he’s gay. Laurel Hubbard is competing in the Olympics. Now this: Kataluna Enriquez was crowned Miss Nevada on Sunday, making her the first transgender popsy in American history to compete in the Miss USA ...