Tag Archives: Television

Bill Cosby returns to television following incarceration for date rape of 60 chicks

Cosby working on making comeback. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — We may see the return of “The Cosby Show.” That’s because Bill Cosby is working on a new television sitcom. The 84-year-old comic received manumission from SCI Phoenix in June after the Pennsylvania Supreme Court overturned his sexual assault conviction on a technicality. Sixty women accused his ass of slippin’ ...

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Satan Video: Netflix released trailer for “Lucifer” season 6 and it looks devilish

Netflix released “Lucifer” trailer.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — “Sin and sinner.” Netflix released the season 6 trailer for “Lucifer” and it looks devilish. If you’re unfamiliar with the series, God jettisoned Lucifer from heaven and expedited his ass to hell to rule for all eternity. But, after succumbing to ennui, Lucifer infiltrated earth through a parallel dimension. Now ...

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Vaccine Commercial: Arkansas officials disseminate Covid PSA at drug dealers

Drug dealer says vaccine needed. Blog King, Mass Appeal LITTLE ROCK — First they proffered weed, liquor and lap dances as COVID-19 vaccine incentives. Now we’ve learned bureaucrats in Arkansas funded a community outreach commercial aimed at enticing drug dealers to “get the jab.” The public service announcement shows street pharmacist Richard Johnson elucidating his decision to get inoculated. “You ...

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Children’s Penis TV: John Dillermand’s ‘uncontrollable’ dick very bad for kids

John Dillermand facing backlash. Blog King, Mass Appeal DENMARK — The worldwide stratagem to transmogrify kids into debauchees continues. A Danish broadcaster released a controversial stop-motion animated children’s television series called “John Dillermand (aka John Pee-Pee).” It’s about a pervert with a prehensile, uncontrollable penis and he uses it to accomplish any task such as walking a dog, starting a ...

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Actress Cicely Tyson passed away at 96, President Obama praises ‘iconic’ métier

The Obamas laud Tyson’s humanity.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HARLEM — Quondam President Barack Obama and whilom First Lady Michelle Obama paid tribute to departed thespian Cicely Tyson who passed away on Thursday at the youthful age of 96. The presidential lovebirds shared photos on Instagram along with a panegyric that highlights Cicely’s pioneering métier. “At a time when parts ...

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Saved By The Bell: Trailer released, Lark Voorhies purposely omitted from promo

Saved By The Bell trailer is released.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “It’s alright ‘coz I’m saved by the bell!” After a 27-year hiatus, the Bayside gang is back! Execs with NBC’s Peacock streaming service released the official trailer for “Saved by the Bell” and it looks interesting. The promo features original stars Elizabeth Berkley (Jessica Spano), Mario ...

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“Cobra Kai” series on Netflix must-see television, Karate Kid revival awesome

Cobra Kai series simply fantastic.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Netflix recently released the first two seasons of the “Cobra Kai” series and all 20 episodes are must-see TV for nostalgia freaks like yours truly. The kick-ass reboot is also appealing to viewers who are unacquainted with “The Karate Kid” trilogy. Produced by Will Smith, “Cobra Kai” boasts ...

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Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli have pleaded guilty in college admissions scam

Lori & Mossimo pleading guilty.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES, Cali — “Full House” actress Lori Loughlin and her husband-in-crime, Mossimo Giannulli, are waving the white flag in their college bribery scandal. Instead of serving four decades behind bars for a myriad of scholastic felonies, the swindling lovebirds accepted a plea deal that garners a truncated sentence. As part ...

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