Celebrities slam COVID vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — A video has gone viral that shows several celebrities lambasting Bill Gates’ coronavirus vaccine. Comedian Eddie Griffin said he’s eschewing the jab because “Bill Gates ain’t no doctor.” During a recent chinwag with Dr. Oz, talk show host Wendy Williams echoed a similar sentiment. “I don’t trust it,” she said. ...

Juvenile & friends release vax song. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Corpulent disc jockey Mannie Fresh and gangsta rapstress Mia X have linked up with Juvenile to rework his 1999 single “Back That Thang Up” into the new coronavirus vaccine anthem “Vax That Thang Up.” The rump shaking collaboration was concocted as part of an urban inoculation campaign ...

Lil Nas X kisses backup dancer. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — A few weeks ago, Lil Nas X delivered the gayest performance in “Saturday Night Live” history. Sunday night, inside the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, the 22-year-old homosexual upped the ante by delivering the gayest performance in “BET Awards” history. Donning gold Egyptian apparel to pay tribute ...

Warren Buffett dumps Bill Gates. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — Seems everybody’s divorcing Bill Gates these days. First, the Microsoft originator lost his wife of 27 years. Now Warren Buffett is leaving his Satanic ass. The 90-year-old investor resigned from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation on Wednesday for no damn reason. Buffett also announced he’s gonna donate a ...

The Giant drawin’ mixed reactions. Blog King, Mass Appeal IRELAND — Can you envision a 100-foot Beyoncé performing in the Power & Light District? What about Jennifer Lopez, John Lennon, Bruno Mars or a gigantic Cardi B shaking her ass near Arrowhead Stadium? Well, it could happen. That’s because European entrepreneur Paddy Dunning and his company, Enterprise Ireland, have plans ...

Scooby-Doo busts Fauci and Gates.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Let’s give Scooby-Doo & Co. credit for providing veracity on a contagion that’s baffled mankind. The private eye canine — along with Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy — did something government officials couldn’t do. They solved the mysterious case of the coronavirus pandemic. In a recently released cartoon concocted ...

Candace hammers Gates & Dr. Fauci. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Candace Owens raised eyebrows Monday night when she said Dr. Anthony Fauci should be donning orange in a “federal prison.” The conservative commentator also called Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates “pure evil” for impelling the coronavirus vaccine. Candace, who said she won’t “get the jab,” tweeted her exasperation. ...

Elmo and Louie promote vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Parents around the globe blew a gasket on Friday after PBS officials disseminated a “Sesame Street” public service announcement for the coronavirus vaccine. The 60-second promotion shows Elmo and his dad, Louie, encouraging anti-vaxxers to get the jab. “Elmo and I are feeling hopeful and excited,” Louie boasted. ...

Thomas Humphrey purloined vaccine.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — Thomas Humphrey, an anti-vaxxer in Minnesota, was thrown in the slammer Thursday after he purloined a vial of Johnson & Johnson’s coronavirus vaccine to have the ingredients independently investigated. The five-finger discount transpired during his appointment at CVS. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows Humphrey snatching ...

Bill and Melinda calling it quits. Blog King, Mass Appeal MEDINA — Ladies, the Antichrist is suddenly single and, if you have $666 to spare, you can help offset his divorce filing fee. That’s because Microsoft originator Bill Gates, 65, and wife Melinda Gates, 56, are calling it quits after 27 years of holy matrimony. Melinda filed dissolution documents in ...