Atlas released their Top 10 listing of Humanoid Robots
Humanoids are taking over. Blog King, Mass Appeal BOSTON -- One day, they gonna f*ck around and build a monster. Atlas Boston Dynamics released a new Top 10 ranking of…
Ice Spice is under fire after throwin’ up Satanic gesture
Ice Spice makes Satanic gesture. Blog King, Mass Appeal BRONX -- First, she wore the Cross of Saint Peter in Taylor Swift's suite at Super Bowl LVIII. Now this. Ice…
Sexyy Red’s lip gloss line features ‘Pussyhole Pink’
Sexyy Red unveils STD lip gloss. Blog King, Mass Appeal ST. LOUIS -- 🎵"Bae, I love you, you my everything. I'm your main bitch, f*ck a wedding ring."🎵 Ladies... if…
Roseanne Barr hints Dave Chappelle killed & cloned
Dave Chappelle was replaced. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Uh-oh! I knew there was something different about him. Roseanne Barr set the Internet ablaze when she insinuated Dave Chappelle…
Chiefs kicker Butker slams 2024 Drag Queen Olympics
Harrison slams gay ceremony. Blog King, Mass Appeal PARIS -- Uh-Oh! A few months ago, Kansas City Chiefs placekicker Harrison Butker enraged feminists worldwide when he suggested they keep their…
Australian banks no longer ‘accepting’ cash or checks
Australia going completely cashless. Blog King, Mass Appeal SYDNEY -- Uh-oh! Digital Currency is coming sooner than we expected. Macquarie Bank, one of the largest financial institutions in Australia, just…
“They Cloned Tyrone” on Netflix is a chef-d’œuvre
Jamie's Sci-Fi film an instant classic! Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Nancy Drew, eat your heart out! Last night, yours truly descried Jamie Foxx's Netlix film "They Cloned Tyrone"…
Passport Bros under attack
U.S. chick rips Passport Bros. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- A viral video shows a prepossessing Western chick lambasting American men for pursuing conjugal interests overseas. In case…
Bills safety Damar Hamlin representing the Illuminati
Hamlin shows Illuminati love. Blog King, Mass Appeal BUFFALO -- A viral video shows Buffalo Bills safety Damar Hamlin (or his body double) throwin' up Illuminati hand signs as his…
Bills’ Hamlin collapsed on gridiron, fake heart attack?
Bills safety had fake heart attack? Blog King, Mass Appeal CINCINNATI -- The NFL world came to a screeching halt on "Monday Night Football" when Buffalo Bills safety Damar Hamlin…