Les Miles leaves after 2 seasons. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAWRENCE — Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse for the Kansas University Athletic Department. Amid allegations of sexual misconduct, Les Miles is out the door as head football coach of the Kansas Jayhawks. The concupiscent skipper received a pink slip after two losing seasons. The bombshell termination comes ...

Dazharia Shaffer commits suicide.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — Law enforcement officials in Baton Rouge are investigating after TikTok star Dazhariaa Quint Noyes committed suicide because she thought she was ugly. The prepossessing 18-year-old, better known as “Dee,” was browbeaten by Internet trolls prior to hanging herself on February 8th. She even shared an au revoir video with ...

Public masturbator busted inside hotel.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — “I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.” Bryan Tricou, 38, joined the VIP list of masturbators to catch a case for “choking the chicken” in public. The libidinous ...

Three black men busted for fraud.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — Law enforcement officials in Baton Rouge, Louisiana are breathing a huge sigh of relief after apprehending three negroes accused of auto insurance fraud. According to police reports, on October 8, 2018, 23-year-old Lyle Morgan rented a U-Haul truck then proceeded to stage an automobile accident by rear-ending ...