Tag Archives: Birth

Joel & Anne welcome a baby

Joel and Anne welcome baby.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — “Now, I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…” NBA All-Star Joel Embiid is a new papa! The Cameroonian giant and supermodel fiancée Anne de Paula just welcomed their first crumbsnatcher together and, if everything goes as planned, they’ll undergo enough parturition to field a soccer team. The baby’s name ...

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R&B songstress Ciara & Russell Wilson ‘welcomed’ their 3rd child to the world

Russell & Ciara welcome a boy.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — It’s a good thing Russell Wilson signed that lucrative 4-year, $140 million contact extension with the Seattle Seahawks last year because he’s gonna need every penny. His household size just expanded by one. The 31-year-old signal-caller and his wife, R&B star Ciara, welcomed their third child (a little ...

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Rihanna planning on having several kids ‘regardless’ if their father sticks around

Rihanna defends single-parenting.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LONDON — “All that she wants is another baby. She’s gone tomorrow, boy!” Coronavirus be damned, Rihanna is ready to conceive and grant nativity to a handful of kids and she couldn’t care less if the father sticks around. During a recent chinwag with British Vogue, the 32-year-old songstress delineated plans to have ...

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Los Angeles Lakers legend Kobe Bryant & Vanessa welcome their fourth daughter

Kobe welcomes fourth daughter.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Lakers great Kobe Bryant may be retired on the basketball court, but he’s still working overtime in the bedroom. That’s because his wife Vanessa gave birth to daughter No. 4 on Thursday and the little crumb snatcher inherited her daddy’s moniker. “So thankful for our newest baby blessing,” Vanessa, ...

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Crazy 27-year-old son sues his parents for giving birth without prenatal ‘permission’

Son sues parents over his existence.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MUMBAI — In a nonsensical development, 27-year-old Raphael Samuel is suing his parents because, get this: they brought him into the world without his permission. Rather than thank mom for 9 months of abdominal shelter and sustenance, the ungrateful bastard hired a lawyer. Raphael, an Indian man from Mumbai, said ...

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