Derricos have children galore. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS — Deon Derrico, 49, and his horny ass wife Karen, 40, have fourteen children plus a bun in the oven. That’s not a misprint. Karen is gravid and expecting Baby No. 15 or 16 or 17. But grandma is pissed because she believes that’s too many kids. Deon and Karen, ...

‘Home Alone’ star welcomes a baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Turns out, Macaulay Culkin wasn’t “Home Alone” after all. He had a woman with him which explains why he’s the proud father of a newborn son. The 40-year-old thespian and his girlfriend, actress Brenda Song, welcomed a bouncy baby boy to the world on Monday, April 5th, ...

Joel and Anne welcome baby.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — “Now, I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…” NBA All-Star Joel Embiid is a new papa! The Cameroonian giant and supermodel fiancée Anne de Paula just welcomed their first crumbsnatcher together and, if everything goes as planned, they’ll undergo enough parturition to field a soccer team. The baby’s name ...

Russell & Ciara welcome a boy.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — It’s a good thing Russell Wilson signed that lucrative 4-year, $140 million contact extension with the Seattle Seahawks last year because he’s gonna need every penny. His household size just expanded by one. The 31-year-old signal-caller and his wife, R&B star Ciara, welcomed their third child (a little ...

Rihanna defends single-parenting.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LONDON — “All that she wants is another baby. She’s gone tomorrow, boy!” Coronavirus be damned, Rihanna is ready to conceive and grant nativity to a handful of kids and she couldn’t care less if the father sticks around. During a recent chinwag with British Vogue, the 32-year-old songstress delineated plans to have ...

Keke Wyatt has newborn No. 10. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Call her fertile. But Keke Wyatt has just as many kids as Eddie Murphy. The 37-year-old R&B singer and her husband Zachariah Darring welcomed a bouncy baby boy to the world last week. It’s their first child together, but Keke’s tenth. On Sunday, the fecund wifey shared a ...

Chris & Ammika welcome a son.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Chris Brown is a proud papa for the second time. That’s because his baby mama, Ammika Harris, gave birth to their son, Aeko Catori Brown, on Tuesday. The maternal communiqué was disseminated via Instagram. The 30-year-old vocalist posted a pic of himself looking down at the neonate ...

Denver inmate delivers a baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal DENVER — Law enforcement officials in Denver, Colorado are facing litigation after inmate Diana Sanchez gave birth to a bouncy baby boy while suffering all alone in her cell because jailhouse employees refused to help her. The maternal ordeal transpired around 10:43 a.m. on July 31st and it was captured on ...

Kobe welcomes fourth daughter.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Lakers great Kobe Bryant may be retired on the basketball court, but he’s still working overtime in the bedroom. That’s because his wife Vanessa gave birth to daughter No. 4 on Thursday and the little crumb snatcher inherited her daddy’s moniker. “So thankful for our newest baby blessing,” Vanessa, ...

Son sues parents over his existence.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MUMBAI — In a nonsensical development, 27-year-old Raphael Samuel is suing his parents because, get this: they brought him into the world without his permission. Rather than thank mom for 9 months of abdominal shelter and sustenance, the ungrateful bastard hired a lawyer. Raphael, an Indian man from Mumbai, said ...