Megan said she’s eschewing dudes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Dammit Tory, look what you’ve done! After getting shot in the pinky toe by wannabe gangsta Tory Lanez, Megan Thee Stallion has decided she’s done dating men. She’s now a lesbian on the prowl. The 25-year-old lyricist made the homosexual announcement on Friday via Instagram Live. “I’m a ...

Paris & Gabriel calling it quits. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Self-quarantine rears its ugly head again. Paris Jackson, the eccentric P.Y.T. daughter of late pop star Michael Jackson, is single and ready to mingle. That’s because the 22-year-old model just severed ties with her inamorato, singer Gabriel Glenn, after two years of copulation. Word on the street ...

Simone is dating Jonathan Owens.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — Sorry fellas! Simone Biles is off the market (at least for now). The 23-year-old Olympian, who recently broke up with Stacey Ervin Jr., is apparently in love with Houston Texans safety Jonathan Owens. Simone made the announcement on Sunday via Instagram with a pair of lovey-dovey photos that show ...

Kelce is dumped following a fling.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce got caught with his hand in the cookie jar one too many times. Now it’s costing him his voluptuous black girlfriend. Domestic diva Kayla Nicole (a TV host) jettisoned the 30-year-old tight end after he reportedly inserted his peripatetic phallus into ...

Marlon scores a Ménage à trois. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “What a beautiful chocolate man!” Social distancing be damned, Marlon Wayans — lead actor in the 2004 action comedy “White Chicks” — was spotted picking up a pair of prepossessing chicks over the weekend and who can blame him? After all, Marlon — a father of two ...

Earl Thomas got caught cheating.  Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTIN, Texas — Baltimore Ravens safety Earl Thomas damn near got his brains blown out… by his wife. According to TMZ, the 31-year-old defensive back is lucky to be alive after Nina Thomas held a loaded 9mm Berreta less than a foot from his cranium after she caught him cheating with ...

CeeDee Lamb is busted cheating? Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — On the night he became a member of the Dallas Cowboys, former Oklahoma receiver CeeDee Lamb demonstrated quick hands and nonpareil reaction skills during a cell phone drill that’s gone viral. CeeDee — who was selected 17th overall in the 2020 NFL Draft — was sedentary next to his ...

Nicole puts her hubby on blast. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “When a woman’s fed up…” Boris Kodjoe and his wife, Nicole Ari Parker, have practiced social distancing for years… and it’s not a good thing. During a recent polemic on Instagram Live, Nicole issued an ultimatum to her husband — saying it’s imperative she receives more affection ...

Rihanna defends single-parenting.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LONDON — “All that she wants is another baby. She’s gone tomorrow, boy!” Coronavirus be damned, Rihanna is ready to conceive and grant nativity to a handful of kids and she couldn’t care less if the father sticks around. During a recent chinwag with British Vogue, the 32-year-old songstress delineated plans to have ...

Girlfriend bites off boyfriend’s tongue. Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — Here’s a Valentine’s Day story for your ass: Youlette Wedgeworth, 52, had her fugly ass thrown in jail after she masticated her boyfriend’s tongue during a french kiss. The sanguinary ordeal went down inside his apartment bedroom on January 28th in Detroit, Michigan. According to court docs, Youlette and ...