Phil accused of being ‘squalid.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Phil Collins and his avaricious ex-wife, Orianne Bates, rekindled their romance five years ago following a 7-year lacuna. Now she’s suing the 69-year-old singer for two reasons: 1) He’s trying to evict her from their multi-million dollar mansion after promising a 50/50 ownership split, and 2) His hygiene is ...
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Sammy Watkins calls himself an “alien,” convinced God is Satan, Jesus is Lucifer
Sammy Watkins raising eyebrows. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Sammy Watkins, star receiver of the Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs, was recently featured in a Bleacher Report column written by Tyler Dunne. Now many readers are convinced he’s batshit crazy. While popping off his metaphysics prattle, Sammy said “all the things we think are good…aren’t good [and] all ...
Read More »Tennis star Coco Gauff is dealing with ‘depression’ due to premature success
Coco Gauff very depressed at 16. Blog King, Mass Appeal DELRAY BEACH — Handling preeminent success at an early age is not easy to do. Not convinced? Just ask tennis extraordinaire Coco Gauff who contemplated sitting out a year to cope with depression. The 16-year-old wunderkind raised eyebrows the other day when she told ‘Behind the Racquet’ she’s “really depressed” ...
Read More »Hunger Video: Florida citizens shun social distancing to stand in line for food & cash
Florida residents risking their lives. Blog King, Mass Appeal HIALEAH — Social distancing be damned, Florida citizens decided it was more prudent to stand in line and risk their lives in exchange for complimentary sustenance and unemployment insurance. Lord have mercy. The pecuniary debacle, which entailed coronavirus exposure, transpired Tuesday morning in Hialeah, Florida. It was also captured on video. ...
Read More »Blog King Commentary: Will coronavirus instigate a Depression & the Antichrist?
COVID-19 makin’ everything ‘sick.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Look, there’s no point in sugarcoating the obvious. Ladies and gentlemen, we’re in trouble. We’re in deep trouble; mainly because too many nations have flipped the bird at our global economy amid trepidation of the novel coronavirus that’s probably no more pernicious than influenza (the flu) or AIDS. Thanks to ...
Read More »Ricki Lake shaves head bald following “depression” over 3-decade hair loss
Ricki Lake has shaved her head. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS — Ricki Lake’s New Year’s resolution has everything to do with hair, or a lack thereof. After a 30-year struggle with mane diminution, Ricki shaved her head for New Year’s. Now she’s depilated and no longer depressed. “I buzzed my hair off and it feels so good,” she ...
Read More »Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade join interminable list of celebrity suicides
Celebrity suicides trending upward? Mass Appeal Wire Reports NEW YORK — Acclaimed designer Kate Spade and celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain took their own lives this week — leaving behind teenage daughters in the process. Kate, 55, was found dead by her housekeeper inside her New York apartment on Tuesday. She apparently hung herself with a red scarf. Anthony, 61, was ...
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