Leslie Jones is still single, claims U.S. men ain’t sh*t

Leslie Jones is fried. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

NEW YORK — “🎵I’m beautiful, I’m beautiful, I’m beautiful, dammit!🎵” During a recent appearance on “The Kelly Clarkson Show,” comedienne Leslie Jones gave an elucidation on why she’s still single at 58 years old. It’s her assertion eligible bachelors are intimidated by her rise to stardom. “I don’t understand why you wouldn’t want a woman like me,” Leslie said. “I am successful. I am rich. I can fight. I’m sick of men telling me, ‘Oh, well, you know you hardcore.’ Yeah, I am. ‘Oh, well, what are you bringing to the table?’ I am the table!” Fellow comedian Aries Spears descried the interview and disseminated his two cents. “YESSSSS cause that’s what men want, a woman who is loud, aggressive and can fight!” he tweeted. “And let’s not say the part we’re all thinking!!!” Ok, I’ll say it. Leslie is cursed with a grotesque countenance, a burly physique and masculine traits.

The “Saturday Night Live” alum is funny as hell. But nobody finds her attractive. One viewer said he could be “drunk and high, and still wouldn’t f*ck her.” Leslie is fried. She walks, talks and acts like a dude. Yes, she’s rich. But mazuma can’t conceal a paucity of femininity. Big Les might as well stock up on batteries and buy a cat🐱. She’s done. Social media reaction was wild. One commenter wrote, “Aries once again demonstrates that he is a classless brother. Why would he put that sister on blast like that?”

Another chimed in with:

I always thought Leslie was a lesbo🌈.”

A third person added, “She needs to find herself a white man and call it a day.”

Look, it’s become commonplace for single ladies to advertise what they offer instead of asking men what they want.

In other words… if a bachelor says he cherishes a feminine woman, then act feminine.

If he’s adamant about a popsy being docile, then shut the f*ck up and fix him sandwich🥪.

Catch my drift?

What Leslie fails to understand is only betas care about a woman’s métier, bank account and/or level of education.

Alphas don’t give a f*ck.

Babygirl can work at Chipotle 🌮 for all we care.

We simply want a feminine, traditional chick.

It’s also imperative to be equally yoked.

If you’re fugly, find an ugly mate.

If you’re corpulent, get somebody who’s fat.

It ain’t rocket science.

Leslie, if you recall, pissed off the Passport Bros when she said, “Y’all don’t know how to f*ck a woman correctly.”

Lol.

Do you feel sorry for Big Les?

Will she spend the rest of her life alone?

Watch Leslie make her best sales pitch.

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