Steak ‘n Shake employee is deleted over $5 onion rings
LGBT 🌈 cashier killed. Blog King, Mass Appeal ST. LOUIS -- The adventures of Pookiesha & Ray Ray continue. Jada Bell, 20, was thrown in the slammer after she Ctrl-Alt-Deleted…
China robot attacks human employees and a little boy
Robots gone wild. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHINA -- "🎵Everybody was Kung fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning.🎵" China President Xi Jinping and his retinue are investigating after…
General Motors fires 1,000 humans & robots take over
Robots taking over. Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT -- Uh-oh! If you're working for an automobile manufacturer, you'd be sagacious to dust off the resume. That's because General Motors (Factory…
Robot outworked a human during many 8-hour shifts
Robots taking over. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN JOSE -- "🎵Shooby doo bop, shoo doo bop, I wanna love you. Shooby doo bop, computer love.🎵" Uh-oh! If you're employed in…
NFL star Diggs ‘acquitted’ after chef lied her ass off
Diggs dodges bullet. Blog King, Mass Appeal BOSTON -- When diggin' gold goes wrong. NFL star Stefon Diggs ain't going to prison and he won't have to recompense. That's because…
304 carjacks an Uber Eats driver, then runs him over
Uber Eats driver killed. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO -- The adventures of Pookiesha & Ray Ray continue. Montoya Perry, a 33-year-old single mom, was thrown in the slammer after…
304s trashed Wendy’s over twelve packets of ketchup
304s trash Wendy's. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- The adventures of Pookiesha & Ray Ray continue. Law enforcement officials in California are investigating after a trio of ratchet…
Ex-Harvard employee sells body parts for a huge profit
Cedric sold out. Blog King, Mass Appeal BOSTON -- When body-parts trafficking goes wrong. This week’s "I F*cked Up A Good Job Award🏆" goes to Cedric Lodge, quondam manager of…
Trump ends the shutdown, food stamps finally return
Trump ends shutdown. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Took 43 days. But it's finally over. President Donald Trump signed a government funding bill on Wednesday to bring about the…
Husband kills wife & best friend for having an affair
Jilted hubby goes nuts. Blog King, Mass Appeal PASCAGOULA -- "🎵They smile in your face. All the time, they want to take your place. The backstabbers.🎵" Curtis James Jr., 25,…