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China robot attacks human employees and a little boy
Robots gone wild.
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CHINA — “🎵Everybody was Kung fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning.🎵” China President Xi Jinping and his retinue are investigating after one of their robots went berserk on its first day at work by launching a series of Kung fu kicks at human employees. Kid you not. The crazy ordeal transpired during 4th of July weekend. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows a silver Unitree G1 humanoid named Joko Prabuwesi doing his best Bruce Lee impersonation on two male workers as a female employee ran for cover. Joko unleashed a barrage of precision kicks. He even struck a karate pose in between ass-whoopins. China officials tried to laugh it off, calling the incident a choreographed “promotional stunt” to demonstrate the machine’s advanced agility and lifelike mobility. Even if true, there’s no question Joko was completely out of control.
The violent attack came on the heels of 70-pound robot clown 🤡 kicking a little boy in the stomach during a Children’s Day show at a botanical garden in China. As the Unitree G1 performed a bunch of martial arts-style moves in front of children and their parents, it landed a roundhouse kick to the kid’s abdomen; causing him to double over in pain before collapsing to the ground.
China officials claimed it was an accident.
Yeah, right.
Social media reaction was insane.
One commenter wrote, “It’s all fun and games until Skynet launches.”
Another chimed in with, “It’s funny now, not so much when they start ripping our heads off.”
A third person added, “This is why nerds shouldn’t run the world.”
Do you think Joko was programmed to act a damn fool?
Or, did a malfunction take place?
Watch Unitree G1 kick some ass.
Share your thoughts.
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Laws of Robotics need to be enforced
Coming to a local police department near you.😅
I don’t want any of this shit near me….creepy and chaotic
I mean these are our (working class) replacements🤣
If I was that kid’s father I would have accidentally destroyed that robot.
Countdown 7300 days : 45 hours : 33 min to launch Skynet
Get rid these horrible fake creatures before it’s too late
You get home from work one day and its beating on your grandma’s head
Accidentally kicked? Bullshit
A robot that kicks kids?
Rise of the machines. It’s all been predicted. Be careful what you wish for…
Damn he kicked the shit out of that little boy
This is why I don’t like the current advancements of ai and allied technologies
That’s not a malfunction. It’s doing exactly what it should be doing.
Kid should’ve had his guard up 😂
Would’ve loved to have seen someone take a baseball bat to the robot. I would’ve died laughing! 😂
Why are people laughing, what about this is funny?
Skynet got activated
Poor kid. You can tell that kick really hurt him.
They are all laughing now…. Wait until they all turn into the T-3000…💀
This is a red flag 🚩 like a muthafuckka
Could you imagine the technology they don’t let us see , probably 60 years ahead of us .Keep in mind they don’t need us anymore .
I’m surprised these robots aren’t programmed as assassins yet 😂
They got robots fighting each other now in tournament. They’re doing that publicly, imagine what they are doing behind closed doors