BrainGate makes ‘mental texting.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal STANFORD — Check this out: A coterie of neuroscientists invented a microchip that, when inserted into the brain, allows us to type words (without using our hands) just by thinking of a sentence. No bullsh*t. Here’s how it works: once signals are dispatched to the encephalon, the brain-computer interface (BCI) decrypts the information ...

Computer-Brain merger coming.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Elon Musk is f*cking with our heads (literally). The 49-year-old tech wizard just revealed alarming details about his esoteric neuroscience enterprise “Neuralink” and his modus operandi to amalgamate computers with human encephalons (à la Lana Wachowski’s 1999 film ‘The Matrix’). During a webcast demonstration on Friday, the SpaceX CEO unveiled ...

Antonio Brown straight cuckoo. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — In addition to getting sued for sexual assault, Antonio Brown now faces litigation from his former landlord for vandalizing a condominium — causing thousands of dollars in indemnity. He also hurled furniture out of a high-rise window, nearly killing a toddler in the process. The fatuous ordeal went down last ...