White man sues greedy stripper.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — “I’m in love with a stripper!” Robert Wallace, a 32-year-old software developer, became both a simp and a laughingstock when loaned a black stripper $2,000 then sued her to get it back. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. The alleged swingle transpired in Houston, Texas. Robert also gave her ...

Dallas stripper suffers nosedive.  Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” belongs to Genea Sky, a redboned exotic dancer, who’s recovering from a myriad of severe injuries after she plummeted 15 feet face-first from the top of a damn stripper pole. On the real son, Genea hit the canvas like a sack ...

Snoop Dogg has embarrassed KU.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LAWRENCE, Kan. — “Ain’t Nuthin But a G Thang Baby.” Snoop Dogg performed at Allen Fieldhouse on Friday for “Late Night in the Phog,” an annual hoops jamboree that serves as a recruiting tool for men’s basketball at Kansas University. Not sure what they expected, but head coach Bill Self and ...

Black chick gets jailed for strippin.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal TOLEDO — “Girl, you looks good, won’t you back that azz up!” Asia Hughes, 27, was thrown in the slammer on Monday for impersonating a stripper in the middle of the street — causing vehicles to swerve through traffic to avoid hitting her ass. The libidinous event went down in ...