Rob and Tiffany calling it quits.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Dammit coronavirus! Look what you’ve done! You can stick a fork in Rob Riggle’s marriage because it’s done. The Saturday Night Live alum and wife Tiffany are calling it quits after 21 years of holy matrimony. The latter filed dissolution documents in Ventura County earlier this week ...

Odell accused of excrement fetish.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CLEVELAND — Slim Danger, Chief Keef’s baby mama, damn near broke the Internet on Monday when she claimed Cleveland Browns wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. begged her to defecate on his countenance to satisfy his excrement fetish. Ugh! That’s gross! Slim Danger shared the revelation during this week’s episode of “Thots ...

Urlacher slams Blake protesters. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is catching hell from all gradients after he lambasted NBA players for boycotting on behalf of Jacob Blake — the black man shot seven times in the dorsum by white police officer Rusten Sheskey in Kenosha, Wisconsin. The sanguinary ordeal took place in front ...

Seahawks release horny cornerback. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” belongs to undrafted cornerback Kemah Siverand who was released by the Seattle Seahawks after they caught him sneaking his girlfriend into the team hotel to get a piece of ass. And get this: he dressed her up in Seahawks gear in ...

NFL Network and Sanders are done.  Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — “Must be the money!” After 14 years of running his mouth, Deion “Prime Time” Sanders is leaving the NFL Network to pursue a métier in coaching. According to John Ourand at Sports Business Daily, the Hall of Famer was shown the door on Tuesday when he refused to ...

Patrick Mahomes rolling in dough.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Let’s give Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes some credit. The 24-year-old wunderkind is investing his $503 million wisely. Just days after purchasing minority ownership of the Kansas City Royals, Mahomes acquired a share of a sports nutrition company called “BioSteel.” The Canadian-based entity made the announcement on ...

Simone is dating Jonathan Owens.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — Sorry fellas! Simone Biles is off the market (at least for now). The 23-year-old Olympian, who recently broke up with Stacey Ervin Jr., is apparently in love with Houston Texans safety Jonathan Owens. Simone made the announcement on Sunday via Instagram with a pair of lovey-dovey photos that show ...

Kelce is dumped following a fling.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce got caught with his hand in the cookie jar one too many times. Now it’s costing him his voluptuous black girlfriend. Domestic diva Kayla Nicole (a TV host) jettisoned the 30-year-old tight end after he reportedly inserted his peripatetic phallus into ...

Aaron Rodgers is feeling unwanted.  Blog King, Mass Appeal GREEN BAY — Bottoms up! Aaron Rodgers was so pissed at the Green Bay Packers for drafting Utah State’s Jordan Love in the first round of the 2020 NFL Draft, he turned to booze as a coping mechanism. The 36-year-old quarterback spoke his mind during a recent appearance on Kyle Brandt’s ...

Ditka: stand or leave America. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — During a recent chinwag with TMZ sports, Hall of Fame football coach Mike Ditka said every athlete, including black players, should eschew genuflecting during the national anthem because it’s not only impertinent to military veterans, it’s offensive to the American flag. He also has a message for those ...