Russell Okung loving Bitcoin.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHARLOTTE — Russell Okung is one of the NFL’s highest paid players… thanks to cryptocurrency. If you recall, back in December, the 300-pound left tackle requested that half of his $13 million salary be remunerated in Bitcoin — making him the first player in league history to do so. And, as Bitcoin ...

MVP and Brittany welcome a baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Patrick Mahomes ran for his life in the Super Bowl. Now he’ll spend the next few years chasing a crumb snatcher around the house. That’s because Patrick — MVP quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs — and his fiancée, Brittany Matthews, welcomed a healthy baby girl to ...

NFL player whips black girlfriend.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — Alleah Taylor appeared on “CBS This Morning” where she shared her narrative for the first time since getting pummeled by her Caucasian boyfriend, NFL lineman Chad Wheeler. On January 22nd, Chad delivered his best Ike Turner impersonation by beating Alleah to a bloody pulp. They had only been f*cking ...

Patrick Mahomes receives support.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Patrick Mahomes’ mother, Randi Mahomes, and his gravid fiancée — Brittany Matthews — excoriated media coverage of Super Bowl LV and they were equally pissed at the referees for calling a bunch of bullsh*t on the Kansas City Chiefs. The two most prominent women in Patrick’s life vented their ...

Britt Reid caused automobile crash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are investigating after Kansas City Chiefs linebackers coach Britt Reid instigated a brutal 3-vehicle crash Thursday night that left a 5-year-old girl hospitalized with brain damage. The accident transpired around 9 p.m. near Arrowhead Stadium. Britt, son of Chiefs head coach ...

Mark Walton is arrested, jailed. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — NFL running back Mark Walton was thrown in the slammer again, except this time over a damn pizza. Close to midnight on January 31st, the 23-year-old free agent experienced contretemps with a Pizza Hut worker over the phone then showed up at the Miami eatery to kick some ass. ...

Amanda Gorman honorary captain.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Amanda Gorman recited a kick-ass poem at President Joe Biden’s inauguration. Now she plans to do the same at Super Bowl LV. The 22-year-old poet, who captivated America with “The Hill We Climb,” has been selected as an honorary captain for the February 7th interleague matchup featuring our Super ...

Trey Songz hits security officer.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are catching hell after R&B singer Trey Songz got into a physical altercation with police officers because he refused to don a mask during Sunday’s AFC Championship Game between the Kansas City Chiefs and Buffalo Bills. The donnybrook transpired inside Arrowhead ...

Miya Ponsetto ‘disses’ Gayle. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Miya Ponsetto, the 22-year-old ‘SoHo Karen’ who went viral for attacking a 14-year-old black boy before falsely accusing him of purloining her iPhone, snapped at Gayle King during a recent chinwag on “CBS This Morning.” The Puerto Rican miscreant even had the audacity to end the interview abruptly, telling ...

Ex-NFL lineman brandished gun.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PHOENIX — Law enforcement officials in Phoenix, Arizona are catching hell after they shot former NFL player Ekom Udofia at least 10 times before siccin’ a police dog on his black ass. The sanguinary ordeal transpired around 2:00 a.m. on November 30th. It was also captured on video. Police body cam footage ...