Police released Walton footage.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — “No one out-pizzas the Hut!” Miami police released a video that shows former NFL player Mark Walton actin’ a damn fool at Pizza Hut before punching his own cousin in the face. He also urinated on himself. Yuck! The pissy ordeal transpired around 11:30 p.m. on January 31st. Police body ...

Deshaun Watson facing lawsuits. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — It’s not about money. It’s about taking “back the power.” Those are the words of alleged rape victim Ashley Solis who went public with her accusations against Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson. The teary-eyed damsel ratted him out in a press conference Tuesday morning alongside her attorney Tony Buzbee. Using ...

Paris sets her mouth ablaze. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Paris Hilton set her mouth ablaze while becoming the latest sacrificial lamb to appear on the popular YouTube series “Hot Ones” to answer questions for 20 minutes in conjunction with masticating a plate of spicy hot wings. While sedentary, the 40-year-old business mogul joined “First We Feast” host ...

Les Miles leaves after 2 seasons. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAWRENCE — Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse for the Kansas University Athletic Department. Amid allegations of sexual misconduct, Les Miles is out the door as head football coach of the Kansas Jayhawks. The concupiscent skipper received a pink slip after two losing seasons. The bombshell termination comes ...

Kenan Thompson discusses series.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Kenan Thompson spewed a profanity-laced tirade while becoming the latest sacrificial lamb to appear on the popular YouTube series “Hot Ones” to answer questions for 20 minutes in conjunction with masticating a plate of spicy hot wings. While sedentary, the 42-year-old TV personality joined “First We Feast” host Sean ...

Russell Okung loving Bitcoin.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHARLOTTE — Russell Okung is one of the NFL’s highest paid players… thanks to cryptocurrency. If you recall, back in December, the 300-pound left tackle demanded that half of his $13 million salary be remunerated in Bitcoin — making him the first player in league history to do so. And, as Bitcoin ...

MVP and Brittany welcome a baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Patrick Mahomes ran for his life in the Super Bowl. Now he’ll spend the next few years chasing a crumb snatcher around the house. That’s because Patrick — MVP quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs — and his fiancée, Brittany Matthews, welcomed a healthy baby girl to ...

NFL player whips black girlfriend.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — Alleah Taylor appeared on “CBS This Morning” where she shared her narrative for the first time since getting pummeled by her Caucasian boyfriend, NFL lineman Chad Wheeler. On January 22nd, Chad delivered his best Ike Turner impersonation by beating Alleah to a bloody pulp. They had only been f*cking ...

Patrick Mahomes receives support.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Patrick Mahomes’ mother, Randi Mahomes, and his gravid fiancée — Brittany Matthews — excoriated media coverage of Super Bowl LV and they were equally pissed at the referees for calling a bunch of bullsh*t on the Kansas City Chiefs. The two most prominent women in Patrick’s life vented their ...

Britt Reid caused automobile crash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are investigating after Kansas City Chiefs linebackers coach Britt Reid instigated a brutal 3-vehicle crash Thursday night that left a 5-year-old girl hospitalized with brain damage. The accident transpired around 9 p.m. near Arrowhead Stadium. Britt, son of Chiefs head coach ...