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Joy Taylor claims she has dicks ‘falling from the sky’

Joy has lost her mind/Two Personal

Joy hates church. 

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HOLLYWOOD — “🎵This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine.🎵” Are you constantly fabricating excuses to eschew going to church? Do you put coins in the offering plate in lieu of cash💵? If so, I have alarming news! A viral video shows quondam Fox Sports analyst Joy Taylor saying she no longer attends church because she can’t stand being around a bunch of hypocrites. The 39-year-old feminist, best known for her “big pair of cans” and “peanut butter skin,” also drew a juxtaposition between Christians and “Church People.” And, Sodom and Gomorrah be damned, she had the audacity to say many gay people will ingress heaven’s pearly gates at the expense of heterosexual sinners. “I have a deep, immense true admiration for Christians who walk the walk,” Joy said. “I’m talking about kind, understanding, peaceful, loving, really truly leading with spirit. And I know a few of those people. What I know way more of is church people. And church people are one of the main reasons why I don’t go to church anymore. And why I have such a deep, deep irritation with the entire idea of organized religion.”

Not only does Joy find congregants to be annoying, she thinks they’re fake too. “It is such a put-on. It is such a performance,” Joy vented, referring to Sunday Service✝️. “It is such a ‘God doesn’t play about me.’ Forget what you’ve done here on this earth, picking and choosing which bible verses apply loosely to who you wanna hate this week. Because there is no hate like Christian love.

So, in some ways, I’m kind of grateful that I don’t actually have to sound like a crazy person anymore when I say that, ‘Most Christians are wild hypocrites and they don’t follow the teachings of Jesus.’ And it really has just become a club to judge other people and say that you’re going to heaven for it.” 

Ouch!

Social media reaction was priceless.

One commenter wrote, “Wasn’t she the same one that was fired for creating a hostile work environment and had a sexual affair with the boss and co-stars for money and promotions then planned to blackmail them with bogus accusations of sexual assault?”

Another chimed in with, “Your walk with God should be focused on Jesus, and not the church because that’s not the standard. Jesus is the standard. If the church is not in alignment with Jesus and your beliefs, then the onus is on you to correct them with love. But to say you don’t go to church because most of the members are hypocritical is living in disobedience to God’s word. Hebrews 10:25 urges Christians to never neglect meeting together, as some have developed a habit of doing. But to encourage one another, especially as they see the day of Christ’s return approaching.”

A third viewer added, “Does watching church online count?”

In a separate video, Joy — who’s depressingly single — claims she has horny men offering her phallus on a daily basis.

“Dick is falling from the f*cking sky!” she ranted.

“I have a dick umbrella that I carry around to keep these dicks from hitting me in the forehead. It’s not hard to find dick… There’s a surplus of dick. So shut the f*ck up about women throwing themselves at men!”

Has Joy lost her damn mind?

Will you start attending Sunday Service or risk burning in hell?

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Watch Joy yap her beak.

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  1. Well first things first the Bible isn’t a Christian book , it’s a Hebrew book. 2nd of all God is a title not a name, his name is YAHWEH and his sons name is Yahusha and lastly to be called a Christian was the followers of The Way were being mocked when they were called Christians in Antioch in the book of Acts of The Apostles and not to mention the etymology of the word Christian means to be dumb, stupid, and a cretin but I digress.

  2. Gay is just the way to have sex. Why is it that I have to even know how another has sex??

  3. the entire NEW Testament is about messed up Churches and messed up people. – please go read it. That’s why we need God’s Grace!! That’s no excuse to leave the Church Or Leave the Faith.

  4. We already know she dont like Christians. Jason Whitlock called her out for sleeping her way to the top.

  5. She’s damn near 40 with no husband and no kids. Wow! The wall is undefeated.

  6. Most Christians are hypocrites which is why she doesn’t go to church.

    Does Joy no longer attend the gym because of overweight people who go there?

  7. Damn. Just say you don’t want to attend church. That’s it, that’s all. Amen 🙏🏽

  8. Her money is dwindling. She’s chasing attention for fame. Get her outta here!!! cat-orange-whistling

  9. I don’t care bout none of that. Joy still the baddest female sports personality there ever was or will be. I’d fight the whole neighborhood over her; I’d get my ass beat but it’d be so worth it to “lay my head on her pillow……..& just relax, relax, relax”.

    Shout out to Tony Toni Toné

  10. This deluded child doesn’t know “most” Christians, and likely never truly knew those with whom she associated during her time in the Baptist Church. She’s no Christian.

  11. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Funny how they believe they can just go “buffet style” and “ala carte” with the Bible.

  12. Yeah tell me how to live for Christ without you living for Christ. I’ll pass 😂

  13. You should never let the actions or thoughts of other people affect “your” relationship with God. These are the same women that will say “my man, my man, my man” and will ignore everything (red flags included) people say about their man, but won’t exercise that same level of focus on God, someone who has remained consistent. Are you a follower of man or God?

  14. She cant exactly say that because that’s a Generalization!! That’s just like saying All police officers are corrupt!! 2ndly! Why play Russian Rollette with your own Soul just because others are corrupt?? Through Christ your supposed to save your own soul then help others!If you know 2 if those Good Christians then why not be more like them! The fact that you admitted you know 2 good ones is an admittance it can be done!! So why not do it too?? Your supposed to be focused on GOD & pray for others.

  15. I don’t agree with everything that she says however I do agree a little bit with what she said, but not necessarily people in the congregation. What I have observed in the last few years as a Presbyterian is that the church has gone full out woke. They push open borders and bringing people from other countries to take over a lot of communities and push people out of those communities that have been there for generations because there’s so much money given to the people being brought in that the people that started those communities and have lived there all their lives can’t compete. They’re now wanting you to accept transgender ism and mutilating children, they don’t say anything against abortion anymore because they’re no longer pro-life, and they think that homosexuality should be accepted and okayed in the church, even though it says in so many different areas of the Bible that that is an abomination to God. Gone are the days of when you go to church you hear a sermon pointed out what a real Christian is expected to do and how you should be living by the true word of God. Pastors have become weak and too afraid to stand up to the liberal narrative. Also, I’m sick and tired of going to church and seeing people with jeans show short you can see their underwear and low-cut tops or tops that you can see part of their midriff or their see-through! Churches become a place of entertainment as you would get at a nightclub versus you’re going there and you’re learning the scriptures and what they mean.

  16. Jesus-style religion doesn’t get you saved. Unity with God through faith in Christ does. Jesus organized those original disciples, and we are governed by the WORD OF GOD. While this person accuses others of judging, she judges. While she accuses others of a buffet approach to the Bible, that is exactly what she reveals about herself. Some have Jesus-style religion, and some are simply immature in the faith, but this lady isn’t helping anyone.

  17. God hates the sin, not the sinner. If your child or loved one commits some terrible crime, do you no longer love them??? Of course not, you still love that person but you hate the crime that one has committed. The same thing my dear. God does not hate the queer or lesbian or trans, but he does hate the sin they are committing. It’s that simple. What they need it to have Jesus in their heart and repent. And even then if they were to get truly spiritually saved and for some reason backslid God would still love them and they would still go to Heaven. But you can be certain their life would be a hard one just as it is when they are committing an abomination. You can give the sins whatever titles you want and whatever excuses you want, it is sin plain and simple. If it’s so okay then why do they always have to make excuses for what they do. It’s because even they know deep down inside it’s dead wrong. And even if you want to follow the lie of evolution, we still ended up male and female to be able to procreate. Explain that one away. God is not the author of confusion. But Satan sure is. And being a Christian does not make us God. Unfortunately we are still only people and we will screw up time and again. But at least we have our Lord to love and forgive us no matter what we do. Again, he will hate our sin but will also forever love us. I will pray that she come back to the Lord because he love her as well.

  18. There’s a reason why she’s not on TV anymore and she’s still single.

  19. Her back has been blown out more times than a birthday candle….

  20. She’s always been a radical feminist, Joy has no shame in her game; by any means necessary.

  21. publicity stunt to help her podcast…. it’s terrible one of her videos from two weeks ago only has 4k views

  22. Everybody at Fox Sports ran that train on her. She had stops on every block.

  23. Her and Dianna Russini have set female sports “journalists” back 1,000 years!!!!!😂😂😂

  24. Jason Taylor’s little sister has become more insufferable since being fired from fox sports 1.

  25. Joy is hittin the wall hard
    Kevin Samuels said this would happen

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