Husband kills wife, himself over Monday Night Football

Man kills wife over NFL. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

POLK COUNTY — Here’s another reason why it’s imperative to let n*ggas know NFL games are scripted for gambling and entertainment purposes. It’s simply doltish to get emotionally involved. Residents of the Sunshine State are in mourning after 47-year-old Jason Kenney murdered his wife, Crystal Kenney, before blowing his own brains out because… she interrupted his “Monday Night Football” game. Jason shot his stepdaughter too. The uxoricide-suicide transpired on December 22, 2025 in Polk County, Florida. While drunk and high on cocaine, Jason was watching his favorite team — the San Francisco 49ers — play the Indianapolis Colts when Crystal asked him to turn the channel. A bout of contretemps ensued. “Don’t interrupt my game, you stupid bitch!” Jason reportedly yelled. “I’ll f*cking kill you!” As the quarrel intensified, Crystal told her son to call police. “Crystal told her 12-year-old son to go call 911,” Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd recounted during a news conference.

So, the 12-year-old flees to the neighbor’s house in order to dial 911, and as he’s leaving the house, he hears a gunshot.”

That gunshot was Jason shooting Crystal in the head, killing her instantly. Then he shot Crystal’s 13-year-old daughter twice, once in the shoulder and once in the face. Fortunately, she survived. But Jason didn’t shoot his 1-year-old biological child. Ain’t that a bitch? Just goes to show most stepparents ain’t sh*t💩. Jason drove to his deceased father’s house and called his sister.

“I’ve done something very, very bad,” he told her.

“And this is the last time you’ll ever talk to me. You’ll see me on the news. But I’m not going to jail for the rest of my life.”

As deputies closed in to make an arrest, Jason shot himself in the forehead.

What’s crazy is his niners won 48-27.

So he committed bloodshed for nothing.

“As you know, anytime you report on a murder it’s a sad situation,” Sheriff Judd bemoaned.

“It is hugely sad when it’s around Christmas.”

Watch Sheriff Judd break it down.

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