Seahawks release horny cornerback. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” belongs to undrafted cornerback Kemah Siverand who was released by the Seattle Seahawks after they caught him sneaking his girlfriend into the team hotel to get a piece of ass. And get this: he dressed her up in Seahawks gear in ...

Kelce is dumped following a fling.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Kansas City Chiefs star Travis Kelce got caught with his hand in the cookie jar one too many times. Now it’s costing him his voluptuous black girlfriend. Domestic diva Kayla Nicole (a TV host) jettisoned the 30-year-old tight end after he reportedly inserted his peripatetic phallus into ...

Mark Walton thrown in jail.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” belongs to former Miami Dolphins running back Mark Walton who faces litigation after he allegedly beat the sh*t out of his gravid inamorata on Tuesday. Donning a beige jumpsuit and matching handcuffs, Walton appeared inside a Broward County courtroom on ...

Eagles D-lineman threatens burglar.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW JERSEY — Law enforcement officials in Gloucester County have released the disturbing 911 call effectuated by Philadelphia Eagles defensive tackle Fletcher Cox during an armed burglary at his New Jersey residence. While on the phone, Cox told the dispatcher, “I got somebody trying to break into my house and I’m about ...

Cardi B tweeted parental dispatch. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Maleah Davis and Nariah Brown are the latest bairns to fall victim to mom’s bloodthirsty boyfriends, which kindled this public service announcement from Cardi B: ‘Stop leaving your kids with ya boyfriends! PERIOD.’ Maleah (age 4) and Nariah (age 1) were both recently raped and murdered by the significant ...