“Dating App Killer” proves women desperate for d*ck

Online dating sucks. 

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KANSAS CITY — Love’s a bitch! When you get a chance, be sure to watch Elisabeth Röhm’s 2026 romantic thriller “The Dating App Killer: The Monica White Story” on Netflix. It’s a Lifetime movie, but decent nonetheless. Anthony Robinson (aka the Shopping Cart Killer played by Canadian actor Jarod Joseph) has serious psychological issues when it comes to women. He gets a twitch just talking to ’em. Anthony was also killing ’em without f*cking ’em. For whatever reason, he eschewed vulva like the bubonic plague. Maybe Anthony suffers from sexual dysfunction, that’s why he’s so damn angry. Nevertheless… women on the dating app “Tagged” thought Anthony was handsome. So, they proffered pussy on the first date… without even knowing his last name. Anthony treated his victims like the sluts they are by taking ’em to a cheap, roach-infested motel.

The ladies didn’t care.

Red flags 🚩 be damned, the coochie was his.

Telling you dawg… American women are crackhead desperate for phallus, and predators like Anthony know it.

They’re easy targets 🎯 for femicide.

Anthony did, however, come close to smashin’ Monica White (played by Lela Rochon) who’s almost twice his age. Lela, who used to be hotter than fish grease, is now old and wrinkly with sagging breasts. Lela, 62, has definitely aged. I digress. Back to the story. Monica, a divorcee, hasn’t had sex in eons. So the vagina is desiccated. Anthony did the best he could to make it wet.

He did a little foreplay to get Monica in bed.

I was yelling at the screen, “Blow her back out, n*gga!”

But, again, Anthony couldn’t get his dick up.

They just laid on the mattress, staring at the ceiling.

“Babe, are you okay?” Monica asked.

“I could use a drink,” Anthony replied.

The Dating App Killer has a TV-14 rating, so you won’t see any ass or titties.

For that reason, I’m deducting a point.

Blog-O-Meter Rating: 3 outta 5 popcorn bags

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