Megan said she’s eschewing dudes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Dammit Tory, look what you’ve done! After getting shot in the pinky toe by wannabe gangsta Tory Lanez, Megan Thee Stallion has decided she’s done dating men. She’s now a lesbian on the prowl. The 25-year-old lyricist made the homosexual announcement on Friday via Instagram Live. “I’m a ...

Megan got shot, surgery a success.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Megan Thee Stallion got shot in the pinky toe. However, after undergoing successful foot surgery, a lengthy convalescence now looms. The big-booty lyricist suffered multiple gunshot wounds early Sunday morning in Los Angeles while hangin’ out with diminutive rap artist Tory Lanez. To defuse scuttlebutt, Megan disseminated ...

Black Panthers seeking change. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — The “Black Panthers” are back and they’re hunting white supremacists. Donning their signature Stygian raiments and pragmatic scowl, the heavily armed militia marched through Stone Mountain Park near Atlanta on Independence Day clamoring reparations and the obliteration of the gigantic Confederate rock effigy that’s widely regarded as being a monolith ...

White woman brandishes gun.  Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — Chipotle’s burritos are so damn good, they make you wanna slap your momma! But they ain’t worth dying for. Law enforcement officials in Orion Township, Michigan are investigating after Jillian Wuestenberg — a gravid white woman — pulled a gun on a black mother and her 15-year-old daughter. The disturbing ...

St. Louis couple brandish firearms. Blog King, Mass Appeal ST. LOUIS — Law enforcement officials in St. Louis are investigating after Mark McCloskey, 63, and his wife Patricia McCloskey, 61, pointed guns at peaceful protesters as they marched towards Mayor Lyda Krewson’s residence to demand her resignation. The gun-toting incident transpired Sunday night around 7:30 p.m. in front of the ...

Alexander busted with weed & gun. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Former Kansas Jayhawk Cliff Alexander, who flamed out in the NBA after one regrettable season, was thrown behind bars after police found a loaded “Glock 21” and marijuana inside his truck. The Mary Jane ordeal transpired during a routine traffic stop around 9:30 p.m. on May 6th in ...

Earl Thomas got caught cheating.  Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTIN, Texas — Baltimore Ravens safety Earl Thomas damn near got his brains blown out… by his wife. According to TMZ, the 31-year-old defensive back is lucky to be alive after Nina Thomas held a loaded 9mm Berreta less than a foot from his cranium after she caught him cheating with ...

Black man shot while jogging.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BRUNSWICK — Law enforcement officials in Georgia are investigating after 25-year-old Ahmaud Arbery — a black man — was gunned down in broad daylight by two white men, Gregory McMichael, 64, and his son Travis, 34. The sanguinary ordeal transpired during a citizen’s arrest on February 23rd in a neighborhood outside ...

Martin opens up about past drama. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — After biting his tongue for 23 years, Martin Lawrence finally let the cat out the bag. During a recent chinwag with GQ Magazine, the 54-year-old comedian revealed he sauntered away from his hilarious ’90s sitcom “Martin” after his television wife — Tisha Campbell — accused him of ...

Elderly tenant shoots manager. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS — Law enforcement officials with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department have released jaw-dropping footage that shows 93-year-old tenant Robert Thomas shooting his apartment manager. The sanguinary ordeal went down on January 2nd. Surveillance footage shows Thomas — who’s donning a black coat and Al Capone hat — storming into ...