Psycho went on shooting spree.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Law enforcement officials in Chicago are probing for answers after 32-year-old Jason Nightengale went on a shooting spree for no reason, leaving several dead including himself. The sanguinary ordeal began Saturday afternoon around 1:50 p.m. in a parking lot located on South East End Avenue. That’s where Jason smoked ...

Jilted boyfriend killed girlfriend. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Law enforcement officials in Los Angeles are searching for answers after a jilted boyfriend murdered his inamorata in her own driveway, in front of their young child. The sanguinary ordeal transpired January 6th in the 9000 block of Bartee Avenue. It was also captured on video. Nest surveillance footage ...

Asya Branch wins ‘Miss USA’ crown.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MEMPHIS — Asya Branch, a black chick who represents Mississippi, was crowned Miss USA on Monday during a pageantry that aired live from Elvis Presley’s Graceland mansion in Memphis, Tennessee. But the 22-year-old beauty queen is catching hell for being a staunch Donald Trump supporter. Asya, a registered Republican, recently ...

Megan said she’s eschewing dudes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Dammit Tory, look what you’ve done! After getting shot in the pinky toe by wannabe gangsta Tory Lanez, Megan Thee Stallion has decided she’s done dating men. She’s now a lesbian on the prowl. The 25-year-old lyricist made the homosexual announcement on Friday via Instagram Live. “I’m a ...

Megan got shot, surgery a success.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Megan Thee Stallion got shot in the pinky toe. However, after undergoing successful foot surgery, a lengthy convalescence now looms. The big-booty lyricist suffered multiple gunshot wounds early Sunday morning in Los Angeles while hangin’ out with diminutive rap artist Tory Lanez. To defuse scuttlebutt, Megan disseminated ...

Black Panthers seeking change. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — The “Black Panthers” are back and they’re hunting white supremacists. Donning their signature Stygian raiments and pragmatic scowl, the heavily armed militia marched through Stone Mountain Park near Atlanta on Independence Day clamoring reparations and the obliteration of the gigantic Confederate rock effigy that’s widely regarded as being a monolith ...

White woman brandishes gun.  Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — Chipotle’s burritos are so damn good, they make you wanna slap your momma! But they ain’t worth dying for. Law enforcement officials in Orion Township, Michigan are investigating after Jillian Wuestenberg — a gravid white woman — pulled a gun on a black mother and her 15-year-old daughter. The disturbing ...

St. Louis couple brandish firearms. Blog King, Mass Appeal ST. LOUIS — Law enforcement officials in St. Louis are investigating after Mark McCloskey, 63, and his wife Patricia McCloskey, 61, pointed guns at peaceful protesters as they marched towards Mayor Lyda Krewson’s residence to demand her resignation. The gun-toting incident transpired Sunday night around 7:30 p.m. in front of the ...

Alexander busted with weed & gun. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Former Kansas Jayhawk Cliff Alexander, who flamed out in the NBA after one regrettable season, was thrown behind bars after police found a loaded “Glock 21” and marijuana inside his truck. The Mary Jane ordeal transpired during a routine traffic stop around 9:30 p.m. on May 6th in ...

Earl Thomas got caught cheating.  Blog King, Mass Appeal AUSTIN, Texas — Baltimore Ravens safety Earl Thomas damn near got his brains blown out… by his wife. According to TMZ, the 31-year-old defensive back is lucky to be alive after Nina Thomas held a loaded 9mm Berreta less than a foot from his cranium after she caught him cheating with ...