Dwight Howard comes out
Dwight damaged gay man's bussy. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- When bangin' a bussy goes terribly wrong. Quondam NBA star Dwight Howard, who last played for the Los Angeles…
CDC recommends drug for homosexual men after sex
CDC recommends drug for gays. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- If you're a homosexual man (like Travis Kelce) out here copulating with chicks with d*cks (like Taylor Swift) without…
Olivia Alexa: 10 things men should never say to women
Olivia Alexa gives more tips. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS -- A viral video shows relationship vlogger Olivia Alexa elucidating 10 things men should never, ever say to women. In…
Mr. Gates wants the world ingesting synthetic maize
Bill Gates makin' fake food. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Microsoft honcho Bill Gates is under fire after he released a cringy TV commercial promoting synthetic maize. Bon Appétit!…
Instagram star Gena Tew revealed AIDS diagnosis
Gena Tew diagnosed with AIDS. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- A viral video shows Instagram model Gena Tew revealing she has AIDS. The debilitated damsel, who weighs 65…
61-year-old cradle-robber married a teenage popsy
Old man marries teenage beauty. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI -- Mike Haugabook, 61, is facing venomous backlash after he married his goddaughter, Deja Evans, as soon as she turned…