John Dillermand facing backlash. Blog King, Mass Appeal DENMARK — The worldwide stratagem to transmogrify kids into debauchees continues. A Danish broadcaster released a controversial stop-motion animated children’s television series called “John Dillermand (aka John Pee-Pee).” It’s about a pervert with a prehensile, uncontrollable penis and he uses it to accomplish any task such as walking a dog, starting a ...

Kelly Clarkson gettin’ a divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — The coronavirus pandemic strikes again! You can stick a fork in Kelly Clarkson’s marriage because it’s done. The season one “American Idol” winner is divorcing her gold diggin’ husband, Brandon Blackstock, after 8 years of holy matrimony. They share two children: River Rose and Remington Alexander. Kelly’s lawyer, ...

Sesame Street is officially “Woke.”  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — First, we learned Bert and Ernie are a gay couple. Now this: The stratagem of globalists entails transmogrifying heterosexuals into homosexuals to expedite the new world order which makes sense. After all, international sovereignty is much simpler to procure minus hypermasculinity. But, for that to transpire, the machination ...

Mobile strip club confiscates park. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — The Windy City is now known for clear heels. Authorities in Chicago are searching for an illegal mobile strip club that’s confiscated several parks and playgrounds throughout the city. The outdoor Gentlemen’s Club is comprised of exotic dancers, gang members and bouncers. Each rump shaker is given a diminutive ...

Derricos have children galore. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS — Deon Derrico, 49, and his horny ass wife Karen, 40, have fourteen children plus a bun in the oven. That’s not a misprint. Karen is gravid and expecting Baby No. 15 or 16 or 17. But grandma is pissed because she believes that’s too many kids. Deon and Karen, ...

Lion King promo infuriates parents. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — First, they used Sesame Street. Now politicians are using “The Lion King” to promote Bill Gates’ coronavirus vaccine to children and anti-vaxxers. The cartoon advertisement shows Young Nala and Zazu singing “I Just Can’t Wait For Vaccines” to debate the pros and cons of getting the jab. The parady ...

Elmo and Louie promote vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Parents around the globe blew a gasket on Friday after PBS officials disseminated a “Sesame Street” public service announcement for the coronavirus vaccine. The 60-second promotion shows Elmo and his dad, Louie, encouraging anti-vaxxers to get the jab. “Elmo and I are feeling hopeful and excited,” Louie boasted. ...

Prince Charming committed rape? Blog King, Mass Appeal LONDON — Here’s something “Woke” for your ass: During Wednesday’s appearance on “Good Morning Britain,” dating historian Nichi Hodgson ruffled some feathers when she said Snow White’s romantic kiss scene should be considered sexual assault because the Disney princess was comatose and she didn’t give Prince Charming consent to stick his tongue ...

Gorilla Glue Girl expecting baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — Tessica Brown, aka “The Gorilla Glue Girl,” is making headlines again. This time she’s gravid with her fiancé’s neonate and she has a quartet of pregnancy tests to corroborate it. Yessir, the 40-year-old broad and Dewitt Madison (aka Captain Save A Ho) are expecting their first crumb snatcher ...

Seth Rogen has marijuana habit.  Blog King, Mass Appeal VANCOUVER — “I’m in love with Mary Jane. She’s my main thang…” Everybody’s dealing with the coronavirus pandemic in their own idiosyncratic way. For “Pineapple Express” star Seth Rogen, self-quarantining equates to smoking an “ungodly” amount of marijuana. During a recent chinwag on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” Seth spewed an elucidation of ...