Prince Charming committed rape? Blog King, Mass Appeal LONDON — Here’s something “Woke” for your ass: During Wednesday’s appearance on “Good Morning Britain,” dating historian Nichi Hodgson ruffled some feathers when she said Snow White’s romantic kiss scene should be considered sexual assault because the Disney princess was comatose and she didn’t give Prince Charming consent to stick his tongue ...

Gorilla Glue Girl expecting baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — Tessica Brown, aka “The Gorilla Glue Girl,” is making headlines again. This time she’s gravid with her fiancé’s neonate and she has a quartet of pregnancy tests to corroborate it. Yessir, the 40-year-old broad and Dewitt Madison (aka Captain Save A Ho) are expecting their first crumb snatcher ...

Seth Rogen has marijuana habit.  Blog King, Mass Appeal VANCOUVER — “I’m in love with Mary Jane. She’s my main thang…” Everybody’s dealing with the coronavirus pandemic in their own idiosyncratic way. For “Pineapple Express” star Seth Rogen, self-quarantining equates to smoking an “ungodly” amount of marijuana. During a recent chinwag on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” Seth spewed an elucidation of ...

Rihanna defends single-parenting.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LONDON — “All that she wants is another baby. She’s gone tomorrow, boy!” Coronavirus be damned, Rihanna is ready to conceive and grant nativity to a handful of kids and she couldn’t care less if the father sticks around. During a recent chinwag with British Vogue, the 32-year-old songstress delineated plans to have ...

Antonio Brown berates officers. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Law enforcement officials in Hollywood, Florida are investigating after former NFL receiver Antonio Brown spewed racist obscenities at police officers during a domestic dispute over the weekend. The profanity-laced tirade transpired outside Antonio’s residence. It was also live-streamed from his Instagram page. Cell phone footage shows the truculent wideout cussin’ ...

Couple busted for ferris wheel sex. Blog King, Mass Appeal CINCINNATI — Carnival love? Michael Mathisen, 30, and Lauren Wilder, 31, became inhabitants of the Hamilton County Jail after they had sexual intercourse on a ferris wheel — in front of an audience of shell-shocked adults and children. The X-rated ordeal transpired opening day, March 28th, on the 150-foot SkyStar ...

Hart deaths ruled murder-suicide.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WILLITS, Calif — After months of speculation, it’s finally official. On Thursday, a coroner’s jury ruled that Jennifer Hart, her lesbian wife Sarah Hart and their 6 adopted children killed themselves by driving off the scenic Mendocino County cliff in Northern California last year. It only took 57 minutes to reach a ...

Day care worker assaults children.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CARLETONVILLE — Day care maltreatment is not only an issue in America, it’s now a global recrudescence. Parents in Africa are outraged after descrying video footage of a sadistic day care teacher beating the sh*t out of three toddlers in Carletonville, South Africa — a city west of Johannesburg. A viral ...

Eddie’s Christmas portrait 10 deep.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BEVERLY HILLS — “We are family!” No wonder Eddie Murphy concocted so many damn movies. That negro has a decad of ravenous mouths to feed. On Tuesday, 29-year-old Bria Murphy, Eddie’s eldest daughter, shared a cozy Christmas photo on Instagram that shows the 57-year-old comic posing with his 10 kids — ...

Day Care fight club under microscope.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ST. LOUIS — Incensed parents in St. Louis are clamoring for prosecutors to enact justice against the Adventure Learning Center where teachers Tena Dailey, 22, and Mickala Guliford, 28, coerced several preschool students to box as everyone stood around and watched in merriment. The bout of fisticuffs took place in ...