Michelle Obama is a dude, MLB rips Gay Pride Month
Big Mike exposed. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASH -- "🎵I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!🎵" It's been one helluva Pride Month 🌈 in…
Jeff Metcalf trashes blacks, Pookie says beat up whitey
Jeff Metcalf snapped. Blog King, Mass Appeal FRISCO -- When guzzling a few beers 🍺 goes wrong. After descrying Karmelo Anthony supporters micturating on the tombstone of his deceased 17-year-old…
NFL Gay🌈: Caleb’s painted nails shown on Madden ’27
NFL hella woke. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO -- "🎵I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit!🎵" If you recall, in June 2021, NFL officials released a television commercial announcing that…
Lesbian Pookie murdered girlfriend after a cookout
Lesbo Pookie snaps. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- "🎵I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!🎵" Janai Colbert, 24, was thrown in the slammer…
OnlyFans model murders weirdo during S&M fetish
Fetishes will kill you. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN DIEGO -- "🎵Sticks and stones may break my bones🦴. But chains and whips excite me. I like it, like it. Come…
Joy Taylor claims she has dicks falling from the sky
Joy hates church. Blog King, Mass Appeal CALI -- "🎵This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.🎵" Are you constantly fabricating excuses to eschew going to church? Do…
NBA guard Klay Thompson loses Megan Thee Stallion
Megan got played. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS -- You can stick a fork in Megan Thee Stallion's relationship because it's done. The twerking raptress broke up with Dallas Mavericks…
Fruity simp murdered wife before taking his own life
Fruity hubby flips out. Blog King, Mass Appeal JERSEY -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Family and friends are in mourning after Brandon Alexander, 35, Ctrl-Alt-Deleted his…
Big Leslie Jones compares getting married to ‘slavery’
Leslie strikes again. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- "🎵I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!🎵" First, Ari Lennox. Then, Taraji P. Henson.…
Staley yelled, “I will beat Geno’s ass” at Final Four
Geno was ready to box. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHOENIX -- This is why they call it "March Madness." South Carolina spanked UConn 62-48 Friday night in the national semifinals…