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Big Leslie Jones compares getting married to ‘slavery’

Leslie bitter as hell/Harmony

Leslie strikes again. 

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NEW YORK — “🎵I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes, hey!🎵” First, Ari Lennox. Then, Taraji P. Henson. Now Leslie Jones. Successful women are having a difficult time finding love. Leslie, who just a few months ago said she’s “the table” and bachelors should want her, set the internet ablaze 🔥 when she drew a juxtaposition between marriage and slavery. During a recent chinwag with Ziwe Fumudoh, the 58-year-old “Saturday Night Live” star ⭐ was asked if she could be a “tradwife” to which she retorted, “Absolutely f*cking not. Because that’s not who the f*ck I am. And my daddy didn’t raise me like that. I think marriage is legalized slavery.” This ain’t the first time Leslie has made nonsensical bondage references about copulation and matrimony. If you recall, in 2014, the grotesque comedienne said, “See, I’m single right now. But back in the slave days, I would’ve never been single. I’m 6 feet tall, and I’m strong… I mean, look at me. I’m a Mandingo.”

Um, Leslie… real men don’t want strong women.

We’re the Mandingos, not you.

Alphas prefer a soft, demure persona coupled with a fat ass and big titties.

Social media reaction was wild. One commenter wrote, “How would Leslie know anything about marriage? She’s been single forever.” Another chimed in with, “The Illuminati told her to say that sh*t to continue the destruction of nuclear families. She’s never been married, yet giving advice to not get married. She’s Satanic, she’s ugly and she’s against God. Her opinion is irrelevant.”

A third viewer added:

Dang! Even PRECIOUS managed to get hitched! Leslie’s doomed.”

What’s my take?

Many modern women are single simply because they’re hellbent on procuring a traditional man and it ain’t a good fit. Alphas don’t give a damn about a woman’s métier, income or level of education. The only thing that’ll suffice is a traditional, feminine, domestic lady. See, your average feminist won’t accept the fact she’d be better served pursuing nuptials with a modern man.

Beta males, simps, Pookie & Ray Ray are enamored with a female’s success because they require sustenance and shelter.

Hell, they need women to pay for everything.

Traditional men, on the other hand, desire a wife who can take care of the home and nurture children.

That’s why the Passport Bros are traveling abroad in search of nooky.

Traditional women are hard to find in America.

Leslie is masculine, discontented, and nontraditional.

She said she couldn’t be a “tradwife,” yet she wants a traditional man.

Leslie needs to find herself a beta or an old white man and leave alphas alone.

Square pegs don’t fit into round holes.

Watch Leslie spew her nonsense, then watch Rizza Islam’s rebuttal.

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This Post Has 50 Comments

  1. She’s actually right. We’re all slaves. Do you go to work? Do you have a job? You’re a slave.

  2. Marriage is created by God and it is not slavery whatsoever. She’s in love with her sin and want others to join her.

  3. She’s old, ugly and washed. There’s no hope for her even though she got money.

  4. Ok I need one of y’all niggas to take one for team and wife this bitch so she can quit complaining about this shit

  5. Leslie is fried and she knows it. Aint nobody tryin to smash that.

  6. Listening to a woman with no man and who isn’t feminine talking about not getting married. Make that make sense.

  7. She needs a image coach, a fitness trainer, and etiquette classes!

  8. She don’t have to worry about getting married. Nobody wants her.

  9. If she was nicer then her looks would not matter as much. Her attitude sucks!!!

  10. A few months ago she was shouting I am the table I don’t understand why nobody wants me. This is just a coping mechanism 😂😂😂

  11. Bitter people say bitter things. I love being married and serving God with my man. Pitiful that she feels that way.

  12. Leslie Jones will probably get the bottomless pit fellas let’s be real.

  13. “Marriage is legalized slavery.” I’m pretty sure sweat shops and human trafficking have you beat there Leslie.

  14. Her daddy knew she wouldn’t be anybody’s wife from the first time he laid eyes on her and her attitude is horrible

  15. I’ve never heard a man say he was looking for a “rich” woman,or that he likes her more because she has “money” 🤷🏾

  16. I wonder would she say that in GOD’s face who ordained marriage

  17. Black people got a lot more things to worry about than Leslie jones.

  18. With the single mother problem in the black community you have a black woman saying something like this about marriage?

  19. Although I do want to get married I have been single for ages because I agree with Leslie- the average man expects his wife to maintain him, the kids, the household AND work. And if he doesn’t expect her to work for pay it’s still problematic because he, like most people, only notice when the housework ISN’T done. There’s no gratitude for the monotonous, repetitive work of keeping a house clean, well stocked, with the clothes laundered, the meals made, medicine administered, boo-boos kissed, doctor’s appointments kept AND perform like an adult film star in the bedroom! I think that so many married women are on antidepressants because they think that they should be happy despite the endless drudgery of ‘women’s work.’ Thankfully, I found a guy who appreciates what I do for him outside of house maintenance; otherwise, I’ll stay SOLO.

  20. Marriage and slavery. She’s experienced neither! The irony!

  21. She has a point. Both parties are legally bound by the state they reside in (marriage decree). If you runaway leave or divorce you will be penalized/ punished by the state you reside it’s usually the man. A lot of the time the family is broken up.

  22. It sounds like Leslie is speaking from a place of deep hurt and pain. The language of healing is light and brings life. This is not that. I think she’s a beautiful woman who needs inner healing. I speak that from a place of love and healing myself. As someone who’s been deeply hurt, betrayed, abused, and nearly destroyed yet I did the hard work of climbing out of the pit. I lived in with the hand of Jesus on my life, and I am now a new creature. I pray the very same healing for Leslie. May it be so in Jesus mighty name. Amen. 🙏🏽

  23. Honestly, I thought she was trans. Its also unfortunate that she isn’t cute, but her whole demeanour is very masculine, very aggressive and not at all appealing.

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