Tag Archives: Marijuana

Junkie Video: Chris Brown exhibits weird crackhead behavior, Lizzo still loves him

Chris Brown has ‘crackhead’ look.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — The Internet was set ablaze the other day when a video surfaced that shows R&B singer Chris Brown “fidgeting back and forth” like a damn crackhead. The 32-year-old vocalist exhibited junkie-esque deportment backstage during one of his concerts with corpulent songstress Lizzo. Chris’ body moments were jerky and ...

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Vaccine Commercial: Arkansas officials disseminate Covid PSA at drug dealers

Drug dealer says vaccine needed. Blog King, Mass Appeal LITTLE ROCK — First they proffered weed, liquor and lap dances as COVID-19 vaccine incentives. Now we’ve learned bureaucrats in Arkansas funded a community outreach commercial aimed at enticing drug dealers to “get the jab.” The public service announcement shows street pharmacist Richard Johnson elucidating his decision to get inoculated. “You ...

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Snoop joins “Black Mafia Family”

Snoop returns to gangsta personae. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Drop it like it’s hot.” After spending a couple of seasons in the kitchen with Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg is returning to his gangsta roots. The 49-year-old rapper is now a member of Starz’s “Black Mafia Family.” The Dogfather will play “Pastor Swift” in 50 Cent’s impending dramatization ...

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El Chapo’s wife Emma busted, jailed for international drug trafficking at airport

El Chapo’s wife arrested, jailed. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Give her credit. El Chapo’s prepossessing wife is truly a ride-or-die chick. Now she’s gonna suffer a homogeneous kismet as her incarcerated husband. Emma Coronel Aispuro, star of VH1’s reality TV show “Cartel Crew,” was busted Monday in Washington, D.C. for international drug trafficking. Federal agents tracked down the 31-year-old ...

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First We Feast: Jessica Alba relegated to profanity during her binge on “Hot Ones”

Justin Timberlake ingests hot wings. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “L.A.’s Finest” Jessica Alba commenced to cussin’ like a sailor while becoming the latest sacrificial lamb to appear on the popular YouTube series “Hot Ones” to answer questions for 20 minutes in conjunction with masticating a plate of spicy hot wings. While sedentary, the 39-year-old actress joined “First ...

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