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Grand Theft Auto KC: Rice featured as ruthless villain

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KANSAS CITY — “🎵So get up, get, get, get down. 911 is a joke in yo town!🎵” Red Tribe Cinema released a video game teaser that shows embattled Kansas City Chiefs 🏈 receiver Rashee Rice running around town committing crimes in “Grand Theft Auto 7: Kansas City.” As part of his crime spree, the braided malefactor purloined two pairs of Jordans 👟 after smashing a storefront window. Then he stole a car before robbing a Gates Bar-B-Q for a slab as the song “Kansas City” played in the background. “Oh sh*t! Free ribs, how may I help myself?” Rice said while running out the restaurant. One of the employees yelled, “That order was for Andy Reid!” KCPD officers found Rice hiding in an alley and placed him in handcuffs. “Get on the ground now!” one of the cops screamed. Rice was arrested and thrown behind bars until Mayor Quinton Lucas showed up to grant him a pardon. “You’re free to go Rashee. You didn’t deserve this,” Lucas told him. “Thank you Mayor Q,” Rashee replied.

Seconds later, after egressing jail, Rashee stole another car out of the police station parking lot and sped off to commit another crime. Ain’t that a bitch? Social media reaction was wild. One commenter wrote, “Man, I wanna play this! Brilliant!” Another chimed in with, “NFL stands for ‘National Felon League.'” A third person added, “Damn! How many chances this nigga gone get?”

Many Chiefs fans find the game offensive while others think it’s funny as hell.

Watch Rashee act a damn fool.

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  2. Rice is well on his way to being one of the stories of an athlete who could have been

  13. How many crimes does it take for a team to realize that a player just isn’t worth the trouble anymore?

  24. Rice has ruined his NFL career. Chiefs prob won’t extend him next season, and with his behavior, teams won’t want to pay him top dollar–if they want to take a risk on him at all. His WR quality is not at the level that makes teams willing to spend the $$$.

    (I think Chiefs will keep him this season because he’s still on his rookie contract & they need to deal with cap.)

  25. Even his mom got caught stealing a package from someone’s front door. The whole family are criminals. They should be in this game too.

  26. Imagine working your whole life, making it, having millions, and still being a failure

  27. He has a Cesar complex. “I’m invincible, can do whatever I want” time to kick rocks Rice.

  29. I heard we was seeking a nice deal too about 40 million a year? If that’s accurate dude hasn’t even produced a 1k yard season. I’m sure he has the talent too but no way should he be getting anything close to that number.

  30. What do we expect from these athletes? They’re are young and dumb with a lot of money.

  31. It’s always frustrating seeing a player that has so much talent, so much potential just continuing to blow every chance he’s getting and just throwing his career away. It’s like he doesn’t care.

  32. This is a reflection of how INCOMPETENT Veach+Andy have been in drafting WR/offensise weapons. Long list of All-Pros they missed on in Round 1/2 who were drafted after CEH, Skymoore, Worthy, Rice et al. Mahomes, Kelce, Hill were Dorsey era picks.

  35. The guy has no respect for himself or the Chiefs organization. Time to boot his ass

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