Kelce & Kayla are done
Kelce dumped Kayla Nicole. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- You can stick a fork in Travis Kelce's relationship because it's done. Kelce, star tight end for the Kansas…
Lizzo released nude video
Lizzo released a nude video. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Corpulent songstress Lizzo (né Melissa Viviane Jefferson) damn near broke the Internet on Saturday when she shared a…
Mahomes family under fire
Patrick needs better support. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- Uh-Oh! Patrick Mahomes' family is at it again. First, his brother -- Jackson Mahomes -- performed a TikTok dance…
Jalen & Molly divorcing
Jalen & Molly are calling it quits. Blog King, Mass Appeal BRISTOL, Conn -- Coronavirus is a bitch! You can stick a fork in Jalen Rose's ESPN marriage because it's…
‘Island Boys’ need Jesus
The Island Boys satanic disgrace. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI -- They have no talent. Their coiffures resemble french toast sticks. They don gold grills and their physiques are embedded…
Elmo says get vaccinated
Elmo is pushing vaccine on kids. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- Big Bird got the COVID vaccine. Now Elmo is doing his part to get every kid inoculated.…
Travis Scott: Dozens dead
Travis Scott is facing lawsuits. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON -- Travis Scott and Drake are facing lawsuits out the wazoo after dozens of concertgoers died at the Astroworld festival…
Ice Cube disses COVID vaccine
Ice Cube dissed COVID vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Tadow, how you like me now? Ice Cube was supposed to be the lead actor in Sony's impending comedy…
Delonte f*cked LeBron’s mom
Delonte West rips LeBron & Jordan. Blog King, Mass Appeal PALM BEACH -- LeBron James has a hater! Delonte West, the quondam NBA player who enjoyed copulation with LeBron's mother,…
Mahomes family is trippin’
Mahomes family causing trouble. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- At some point, as fans of the Kansas City Chiefs, we have to realize Patrick Mahomes' family members are…