Red Lobster staff fights a customer.  Blog King, Mass Appeal EAST YORK — Red Lobster’s cheddar bay biscuits are so f*ckin’ good, they make you wanna slap your momma… and employees. Law enforcement officials in East York, Pennsylvania are investigating after a customer got into a bout of fisticuffs with Red Lobster workers over a damn refund. The donnybrook transpired ...

Wilson gave mom the ultimate gift.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — Flower bouquets are nice. But Russell Wilson’s benefaction stole the show on Mother’s Day. That Al B. Sure-lookin’ negro made us all look bad. Check this out: The Seattle Seahawks quarterback, who recently signed a 4-year deal worth $140 million, blindsided his mother Tammy on Sunday with the ...

Real fathers are growing extinct. Blog King, Mass Appeal OVERLAND PARK — “I’ll be your Father Figure. I’ve had enough of crime. I’ll be the one who loves you. ‘Til the end of time.” What’s up peeps? It’s that renowned critic Blog King here to wish our daddies a very ‘Happy Father’s Day’ which brings us to this poignant exegesis: ...

Blog King’s cool nightclub recap. Mass Appeal Wire Reports OVERLAND PARK — Intoxicants, pop music and graduation ceremonies laid the infrastructure for what turned out to be a prodigious Mother’s Day weekend at Touche Nightclub in Overland Park. Hate if you want. But, on Saturday (May 12th), Blog King savored the infrequent privilege of treating a trio of thrill seeking ...