Stripper caught sellin’ vax cards. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Jasmine Clifford, a big booty stripper from New Jersey, was thrown in the slammer for selling counterfeit COVID-19 vaccination cards. Jasmine, who goes by the moniker “Anti-Vax Momma,” sold dozens of fake immunization cards for $450 apiece and, get this: Jasmine, 31, worked in cahoots with Nadayza Barkley, ...

Russian pornstar commits suicide. Blog King, Mass Appeal RUSSIA — Here’s some “22 Jump Street” for your ass: Law enforcement officials in St. Petersburg, Russia are probing after porn star Kristina Lisina (aka Kris the Foxx) dived from the 22nd floor of a high-rise building to her death. She was only 29. The ghastly ordeal transpired in the residential area ...

Mobile strip club confiscates park. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — The Windy City is now known for clear heels. Authorities in Chicago are searching for an illegal mobile strip club that’s confiscated several parks and playgrounds throughout the city. The outdoor Gentlemen’s Club is comprised of exotic dancers, gang members and bouncers. Each rump shaker is given a diminutive ...

Lil Nas X performs ‘gayest’ SNL show.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Viewer discretion be damned, Lil Nas X and his Black sextet of homosexual dancers put on the gayest performance in “Saturday Night Live” history this weekend during the season 46 finale. As the show’s musical guest, the 22-year-old rapper took kayfabe to an emasculate level with ...

Cardi B taught Anatomy 101. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Cardi B is indeed the swiss army knife of entertainment. She’s a rapper, she’s a politician and now she’s an educator. Just hours after some jackass disseminated a counterfeit image of her twat online, Cardi clapped back with a pornographic crash course in vulva anatomy. The “Bodak Yellow” star, ...

Melania Trump slammed Stormy.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — While confabulating with a close friend, Melania Trump referred to her husband’s alleged paramour — Stormy Daniels — as “the porn hooker.” The First Lady spewed the risqué moniker in 2018 during a phone chinwag with former BFF and confidant Stephanie Wolkoff who secretly recorded the tête-à-tête for her tell-all ...

Bronx strippers spreadin’ COVID. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Law enforcement officials in New York are investigating after a pair of lecherous female strippers spritzed a rabble of concupiscent dudes with their bodily fluids while performing on top of cars. The erotic display transpired last weekend in the Bronx. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage ...

Dallas stripper suffers nosedive.  Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” belongs to Genea Sky, a redboned exotic dancer, who’s recovering from a myriad of severe injuries after she plummeted 15 feet face-first from the top of a damn stripper pole. On the real son, Genea hit the canvas like a sack ...

Snoop Dogg has embarrassed KU.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LAWRENCE, Kan. — “Ain’t Nuthin But a G Thang Baby.” Snoop Dogg performed at Allen Fieldhouse on Friday for “Late Night in the Phog,” an annual hoops jamboree that serves as a recruiting tool for men’s basketball at Kansas University. Not sure what they expected, but head coach Bill Self and ...

Jermaine Dupri slams she-rappers.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — “So So Def” mogul Jermaine Dupri is under fire for a series of comments he made regarding the risqué deportment of contemporary female artists. During a recent interview with People Magazine, the 46-year-old producer referred to today’s ladies of hip-hop as “strippers rapping” — drawing both the ire and vitriol ...