White cop stops black teenager.  Blog King, Mass Appeal FORNEY — Law enforcement officials in the Lone Star State are investigating after a horny white cop smothered a suicidal black chick to keep her from killing herself. The incident transpired Tuesday afternoon in Forney, Texas. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows Kaufman County Sheriff’s deputy Conner ...

Russian pornstar commits suicide. Blog King, Mass Appeal RUSSIA — Here’s some “22 Jump Street” for your ass: Law enforcement officials in St. Petersburg, Russia are probing after porn star Kristina Lisina (aka Kris the Foxx) dived from the 22nd floor of a high-rise building to her death. She was only 29. The ghastly ordeal transpired in the residential area ...

Kel Mitchell is dodging his ex. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Kel Mitchell may want to pursue a fast food métier at “Good Burger” after all. Because it sounds like he could really use the money. Tyisha Hampton, Kel’s ex-wife, put the former Nickelodeon star on blast in a recently released TikTok video — claiming he owes her ...

Tyson harbored suicidal thoughts. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — After masticating Evander Holyfield’s earlobe in 1997, “Iron” Mike Tyson contemplated killing himself. But, thanks to the consumption of psychedelic mushrooms, he’s no longer suicidal. Turns out, the fungal herb “saved his life.” The 54-year-old boxing legend dropped the bombshell during a recent appearance on Logan Paul’s “Impaulsive” YouTube ...

Kevin Spacey returns to film. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — He’s back. After he was ostracized from the film industry, homosexual thespian Kevin Spacey is returning to the big screen to star in an Italian production titled “L’uomo Che Disegno Dio” where he ironically portrays a detective who’s investigating a man wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. It’s Spacey’s ...

Daunte Wright killed by a cop. Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — First, George Floyd. Now this. Law enforcement officials in Minneapolis are once again catching hell after a white police officer killed an unarmed black man over a damn air freshener. The sanguinary ordeal transpired around 2 p.m. Sunday afternoon just miles from where Floyd was asphyxiated. It was ...

Psycho brothers murdered family.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ALLEN — Police officials in Allen, Texas are searching for answers after 19-year-old Farhan Towhid and his 21-year-old brother, Tanvir Towhid, murdered their entire family (à la the Menendez brothers) before taking their own lives. The murder-suicide transpired at their residence around 1:00 a.m. Monday morning. While conducting a welfare check, police ...

Dazharia Shaffer commits suicide.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — Law enforcement officials in Baton Rouge are investigating after TikTok star Dazhariaa Quint Noyes committed suicide because she thought she was ugly. The prepossessing 18-year-old, better known as “Dee,” was browbeaten by Internet trolls prior to hanging herself on February 8th. She even shared an au revoir video with ...

Britt Reid caused automobile crash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are investigating after Kansas City Chiefs linebackers coach Britt Reid instigated a brutal 3-vehicle crash Thursday night that left a 5-year-old girl hospitalized with brain damage. The accident transpired around 9 p.m. near Arrowhead Stadium. Britt, son of Chiefs head coach ...

Jilted boyfriend killed girlfriend. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Law enforcement officials in Los Angeles are searching for answers after a jilted boyfriend murdered his inamorata in her own driveway, in front of their young child. The sanguinary ordeal transpired January 6th in the 9000 block of Bartee Avenue. It was also captured on video. Nest surveillance footage ...