Amazon replacing 600,000 employees with humanoids
Robots in, humans out. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- You can stick a fork 🍴 in Amazon employees because they're done. According to a series of leaked documents, Amazon…
Aria the Girlfriend Robot is replacing ‘Modern Women’
Aria has modern women beat. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS -- "🎵Computer love... Need a special girl to share in my computer world. I no longer need a strategy.…
Atlas released their Top 10 listing of Humanoid Robots
Humanoids are taking over. Blog King, Mass Appeal BOSTON -- One day, they gonna f*ck around and build a monster. Atlas Boston Dynamics released a new Top 10 ranking of…
New Orleans terrorist kills fourteen & injures dozens
Terrorist had financial trouble. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS -- When celebrating New Year's Day goes tragically wrong. Residents of "The Big Easy" are in mourning after 42-year-old Shamsud…
Cartoonist warns whites to eschew blacks at all costs
Cartoonist slams black folks. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- This week's "I F*cked Up A Good Job Award" goes to cartoonist Scott Adams who was canceled by several…
Elon Musk bought Twitter, purchase was $44 billion
Elon Musk owns Twitter. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Tesla CEO Elon Musk bought Twitter on Monday for a whopping $44 billion in cash and he didn't need…
Elon Musk believes Tesla humanoids will take over
Elon Musk explains Tesla bots. Blog King, Mass Appeal HAWTHORNE, Calif -- If you're sick and tired of being solus, amity is on the way. That's because SpaceX honcho Elon…